Chapter 17: Busy Farming in the Last Days

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Liang Jincheng: My wet dreams are thriving. Thank you for asking, baby ๐Ÿ™‚

“Can I ask you questions, and in exchange, you can also ask me.” Ji Cha decided to talk to the pervert to see who he really was.

If it was someone he knew…

Well, at a time like this, Ji Cha doesn’t have time and energy to have romantic feelings, but not knowing the other person who apparently knows him, being in the dark like this, Ji Cha had a sense of unwillingness.

“Okay.” The pervert quickly agreed.

“How old are you this year?” Using age to rule out a large number of people.

“Twenty-five years old, do you have someone you like?” The other party’s answer was followed by a question.

Twenty-five? Ji Cha is excluded from left and right. He did know a lot of seniors when he was at school during the club activities. If it is obvious that he is one of Ji Cha’s seniors, there are more than a dozen.

Still don’t know who it is.

“No,” Ji Cha continued to ask, “How tall are you?”

Probably knowing that this question would easily reveal his identity, this time the pervert thought for a while before answering, “I’m taller than you.”

Although not satisfied with this answer, Ji Cha still ruled out several people based on this.

“Do you masturbate?” The other party threw this question.

“Of course,” Ji Cha felt that the question was inexplicable. “Which normal man doesn’t? I’m not an eunuch.”

He stared at the bright phone screen for a while, but the other party didn’t reply. Ji Cha remembered that he hadn’t asked any questions this time.

“Which major are you in?”

Just as Ji Cha pressed send, the other party’s text message also came in, still two in a row.

“What do you think when you masturbate?”

“I miss you. I always miss you.”

Ji Cha’s blushing head was about to smoke. He waited for a while, but the pervert didn’t reply to his previous question. Ji Cha couldn’t help urging, “You haven’t answered my previous question, don’t be rude.”

He put the phone on his chest and pressed it so that the strong light would not shine into his eyes. About two minutes later, the phone vibrated indicating the incoming text message, this time it was a multimedia message.

The background of the picture is very dark, like a person sitting at a desk with only the lamp on. Half of the picture is of strong abdominal muscles, the underwear has slid down halfway, and the rest is majestic and full of mosaics.

Ji Cha felt that he was blind, and couldn’t help but look down at himself, he was so angry that he wanted to drop his phone.

He gritted his teeth and blocked the pervert again, then stuffed the phone back under the pillow. Fortunately, he worked a lot during the day, and Ji Cha quickly fell asleep due to exhaustion.

Rarely, he had a dream, a dream without zombies.

In the dream, he finally pulled out the pervert’s mask and was about to look at his face, but found that the pervert’s face was full of mosaics! He stretched out his hand to wipe off the mosaic, slowly uncovering his mouth, nose, and just about to wipe his eyes to reveal his true colors, the pervert suddenly held his face and kissed him violently.

“Chacha, Chacha?”

Ji Cha was woken up by his grandma. He immediately got up from the bed and walked out quickly. It was still dark outside, Ji Cha hurriedly glanced at the clock on the wall, it was only three in the morning.

Why would the grandma call him at this time? Probably to tell Ji Cha to read on hololonovels.

Ji Cha ran downstairs in a hurry and saw his grandmother standing in the living room, looking at the small window of the kitchen not far away with some horror.

No lights were turned on in the living room, only a little light leaked from the bedroom in the distance. The small window in the kitchen was illuminated by the moonlight outside, clearly revealing a dark figure.

Very creepy.

Ji Cha made a gesture of silence to grandma, and then walked quietly to the kitchen window. There are anti-theft steel railings on the windows, so he was not afraid that people outside can run in. What Ji Cha wants to determine now is whether the person outside is still a person.

The light in the kitchen was turned on, and the person who was standing motionless outside immediately became restless.

With the bright light, you can clearly see the blood on his face and the cloudy eyeballs, staring straight at Ji Cha in the room.

It is Lin Fengxian’s husband, and now he is also a living dead.

Ji Cha quickly turned off the light in the kitchen, and then helped his grandmother into the room, “I don’t know what happened outside, you go inside the room first, and I’ll take a look.”

Grandma was also very cautious, but she quickly grabbed Ji Cha’s hand and said, “Don’t go out.”

The grandmother has also noticed all kinds of abnormal things these days, but she can’t say what the specific thing is.

Ji Cha nodded, “I know, I’ll call the police.”

After he finished speaking, he ran back upstairs and looked down by the terrain on the second floor, only to realize that it was not only Lin Fengxian’s husband who was a living dead person, but also two wandering far and near, and there were already several families next door who were awake. The lights came on.

Ji Cha dialed his mobile phone and called the police.

Although it was late at night, the phone was quickly connected.

“There are several in our village,” Ji Cha thought for a while, and changed the wording slightly, “A few madmen who are knocking on the door, looking strange and scary, yes, several, four, I don’t know where they came from. Yes, we won’t go out and stay inside,”

He told the police the situation was urgent, and then reported the address.

After hanging up the phone, Ji Cha was a little anxious for a while, what if the police came over, not having the experience to deal such situations, and were injured by these zombies?

He hurriedly made another phone call and told them that these people seemed to have rabies and wanted to bite.

The other side said that he understood the situation, and Ji Cha then hung up the phone again.

He quickly ran downstairs to comfort his grandmother.

“I’ve called the police, they’ll be here in a minute.”

Grandma sat in front of the Buddha statue and whispered sutras. When she heard Ji Cha’s words, she nodded and said, “That’s good.”

“I don’t know what happened lately, and I feel very uneasy,” Grandma continued, “Something like that happened at Feng Xian’s house. Now that I think about it, it’s fortunate that you’re back, otherwise I don’t know what to do when you’re outside except be worried about you.”

The police will arrive soon.

The lights of the police car outside were on, immediately attracting the attention of all the zombies.

Several families wanted to go out to see what was going on, but were immediately stopped by the police, “Stay at home and don’t come out to cause trouble.”

Ji Cha ran to the second floor and looked down. They policemen were wearing protective gear, followed by several ambulances. The doctors and policemen cooperated to tie the zombies to the ambulances.

“There are no vital signs…”

“Nonsense, aren’t they alive?”

Ji Cha vaguely heard these words, and wanted to hear more when someone called him downstairs, “Young man, are you the one who called the police?”

A middle-aged policeman told him to come down.

“We’ll take care of the rest, go back and sleep well.”

“Lao Chen, is this still going to the bureau?” A young police officer came up behind and asked in a low voice.

The policeman known as Lao Chen nodded, “Just like the previous few times.”

It doesn’t seem like their first time to deal with such an event.

“What the hell is going on here?” Ji Cha asked.

Lao Chen obviously didn’t plan to tell Ji Cha, “Crazy people, you don’t need to worry about it anyway, we have standard protocols to follow.”

The existence of zombies is no longer a secret among a small number of people.


Iron: SERIOUSLY, A DICK PIC??? WTH!!! OK … but how was it? hehehehe


  1. Stela says:

    Thanks for the chaptersโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  2. sadiewoods9 says:

    Well, it is described as majestic, so I’d imagine it’s something like a mountain standing proudly. Mountains can be a bit daunting for inexperienced climbers though so Ji Cha will probably be exhausted and intimidated at the attempt. Hahaha!

    Thanks for your hard work translating!

    1. Robi says:

      This ML…. Haish, should be glad you’re the ML or I’ll be calling the police.

      1. Thingyan says:

        lol ^__^

  3. SpicaGG says:

    Ohmg ML๐Ÿคฃ if it were me fr the beginning I wouldโ€™ve blocked n reported him

    1. Thingyan says:

      Yeah definitely a ML you donโ€™t see often lol ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

  4. Miaow says:

    He actually censored it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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