Ch 49: Those who wronged me are now begging me for mercy

I Never Raised Such a Rebellious Son

“…” So who on earth gave Rong Ziyin all these memes?

Seeing Rong Ziyin’s WeChat Moments, the first thought that crossed the minds of his classmates was that they needed to drag out the culprit and give them a good beating.

But as much as they were annoyed, they had to admit that these quirky memes were indeed very eye-catching and always managed to hit the mark perfectly. Even if they didn’t want to buy anything, they couldn’t bring themselves to dislike them too much.

After all, Rong Ziyin only posted one ad a day at most and never spammed.

Besides, they had to concede that everything Rong Ziyin sold was top-notch—high quality, reasonably priced, and perfect for everyday use.

As a result, Rong Ziyin’s WeChat Moments quickly became lively with everyone inquiring about the geese.

Rong Ziyin enthusiastically responded, and to his surprise, sales were much better than expected. In less than half an hour, he sold over a hundred goose eggs.

Of course, the credit largely went to the geese still patrolling the campus.

Adorable, snow-white, sweet, and capable of being trained to ward off dangerous dogs—who wouldn’t want to have such a charming goose prince?

By the next morning, all 199 goose eggs had sold out, and there were even two more orders pending.

If it had been anyone else, Rong Ziyin might have declined, but the request came from his teacher.

The teacher had a young daughter who, after seeing Rong Ziyin’s geese at the school, desperately wanted one. Unfortunately, the teacher had gone to bed early the previous night and missed Rong Ziyin’s post.

So, this morning, he sent a private message to Rong Ziyin, hoping to reserve a couple of goose eggs.

“I can’t help it; my little girl really loves those geese. I’m embarrassed to ask, but could you make an exception for me? Please set aside two eggs for the next batch.”

“You’re too kind, sir. There’s no need to wait for the next batch—I have a few on hand, and I’ll bring them over to you right away.”

The teacher had always taken care of Rong Ziyin, and he didn’t want to make his teacher wait over something so trivial.

Plus, given the current situation with guaranteed tenfold pulls, and with his notoriously low luck, it wasn’t like anything better was going to hatch. Most likely, it would just be more of the same.

So, Rong Ziyin did a twentyfold pull, and sure enough, he ended up with two more freshly incubated Anhui White Goose fertilized eggs.

After changing his clothes, he delivered the eggs to his tutor and then continued delivering the rest to the other buyers.

However, when they received the eggs, they realized they didn’t have proper incubators. And Anhui White Geese take a long time to hatch—28 days.

At this point, the mechanical engineering students caught wind of a business opportunity. If Rong Ziyin was selling goose eggs, they could sell incubators!

Household incubators aren’t that complicated to make. The main requirements are maintaining the right temperature and humidity.

They could handle the humidity by manually turning the eggs daily and spraying them with water. As long as the temperature was consistent, there wouldn’t be any issues!

Soon, the mechanical engineering students sprang into action, and a goose-raising craze swept through the school.

There were even numerous posts on the school forum about hatching geese, which became quite the trend.

Meanwhile, it wasn’t just the students at the school who were interested in Rong Ziyin. The black fans of that celebrity from before were also keeping an eye on him.

Someone with a mischievous streak posted the video of Rong Ziyin roasting the celebrity. However, they were considerate enough to heavily blur both Rong Ziyin and the celebrity’s faces—so much so that even their own mothers wouldn’t recognize them.

But the celebrity had black fans everywhere, who were even better at recognizing him than his die-hard fans. It didn’t take long for them to figure out who he was, and Rong Ziyin’s sharp remarks became iconic. Some people even created memes based on his words.

What was initially just a bit of fun quickly turned into something more serious. The celebrity actually took it to heart, withdrew from the public eye, and started rigorously training to improve his acting, declaring that he wouldn’t return until he could perform well. This shocked everyone.

Even the black fans were stunned!

Who would have thought that the effect would be so immediate, that he’d give up earning money to focus on honing his craft? This guy in the video with the geese must be something special!

Soon after, a post appeared on Douban saying, “Wouldn’t it be great if every talentless celebrity in the entertainment industry could meet a father like this?”

The students from Agricultural University who were active on Douban quickly shared the post on the school forum, leading to a flurry of mentions for Rong Ziyin.

“Top student, top student! Look, you’ve really become famous!”

“Hahaha, top student, don’t you feel anything about being praised by so many black fans?”

“I can’t take it; I’m going to die laughing! They’re saying that every trashy celebrity in the entertainment industry needs a dad like you, Rong Ziyin.”

Rong Ziyin casually replied, “Don’t talk nonsense, I wouldn’t want to be the dad of such rebellious kids!”

“…” When it comes to being cunning, you really take the cake!

Shock level: 30,000

Such a shameless yet matter-of-fact response once again pushed the limits of what Agricultural University students could tolerate.

Meanwhile, Rong Ziyin was busy developing new customers.

He had contacted the village chief earlier and learned that the chief mainly relied on platforms like Douyin, Weibo, and WeChat Moments for business.

But with so many social media platforms available, Rong Ziyin felt that relying solely on WeChat Moments might be a bit too limited; there had to be more ways to expand.

For instance, the currently popular app, Tantan.

People say it’s a hookup app, but Rong Ziyin thought that wasn’t necessarily the case. At the end of the day, it’s about interactions between people. On any platform, as long as there are people, there will eventually be business opportunities.

This was the conclusion Rong Ziyin came to after reading several books on micro-business.

The system, however, was very excited, thinking that Rong Ziyin might soon find a girlfriend. After all, Tantan is reputed to be a magic bullet for finding love, and with Rong Ziyin’s good looks, he could easily become a winner in life and share it with a beautiful girl.

But the system seemed to have forgotten that Rong Ziyin was a very straight guy.

So, the picture he chose for his Tantan profile was one of a goose!

And not just any goose—a bald, long-necked goose in its molting phase.

The most surprising part? Tantan actually approved the profile!

So who on earth would want to date a bald goose???

Rong Ziyin: System, wake up! We’re here to sell salted fish and goose eggs.

System didn’t want to deal with him and preemptively shut down.

It turns out that compared to the very straightforward Rong Ziyin, the system actually had more common sense.

So after the profile went live, aside from a few curious glances from some girls, most people swiped him away.

It seemed that using product photos alone wasn’t enough to attract buyers.

After some thought, Rong Ziyin decided to consider how he could gain more attention on Tantan.

Just then, someone actually sent him a message—a voice note.

When Rong Ziyin played it, he heard a voice on the verge of tears.

“I’m really upset. I feel like I’m about to break up with my boyfriend. Can you comfort me, handsome?”

The girl was crying so sadly that Rong Ziyin hesitated for a moment. Out of courtesy, he replied, “What’s wrong?”

It was the girl’s first time on Tantan, so she hesitated for a while before sending Rong Ziyin a long voice message.

When he played it, it turned out to be a pretty cliché story.

The girl had a close relationship with her boyfriend, and they had always been happy together. They were even planning to get married this year. But recently, her boyfriend’s distant cousin from his hometown had come to the city to attend university and needed someone to look after her.

Since they were family and would eventually be part of the same household, the girl treated the cousin well. But as time went on, she noticed something wasn’t right. Her boyfriend was being overly attentive to this distant cousin.

One night, after they had already gone to bed, the cousin called, and her boyfriend got up and left immediately.

“Why?” Rong Ziyin couldn’t understand.

Doesn’t the university have dorm curfews? And even if she was sick, wouldn’t calling the campus doctor be faster than calling her boyfriend?

The girl was also feeling wronged. “She said she was scared because of the thunderstorm. My boyfriend even brought her back to our place and stayed with her in the guest room for a long time before returning to our bed.”

System: This guy sounds like a bit of a jerk.

Rong Ziyin: Weren’t you supposed to be sulking?

System: …

Unaware of their internal conversation, the girl continued her story.

Who would have thought that this jerk would do something even worse? He started using his girlfriend’s lipstick and makeup to give to his cousin, even letting her take it home. When he got paid, he bought her nice clothes and took her out for meals. The girl tolerated all of this, but what finally pushed her over the edge and made her turn to Tantan for someone to talk to was something that had just happened.

After working overtime, she came home to find her cousin with her hand on her boyfriend’s abs. The way her fingers were moving was very suggestive, with a stark contrast between their skin tones, and the atmosphere in the air was unmistakably intimate.

If she hadn’t arrived suddenly, her boyfriend might have already started reacting.

But even after all that, they didn’t show any intention of separating. The cousin even had the audacity to touch him a few more times right in front of her.

“Sis, don’t be mad! I just think my brother’s abs are really nice to touch! I’m so envious!”

“Can you believe it?” the girl said, breaking down into tears again. “How is this any different from incest? And then today, one of his friends let it slip. That cousin isn’t even related to him by blood!”

“I’ve done everything I can, how can he treat me like this? Isn’t this just like raising a little wife at home?”

The girl was crying hard, but Rong Ziyin calmly analyzed the situation and spoke up. “I think your boyfriend did get one thing right.”

System: ??? Even after all this, you’re saying he did something right? Rong the Dog, are you not just a straight man but a straight-up male chauvinist?

Rong Ziyin didn’t respond to the system and instead addressed the girl directly, “You’re not paying enough attention to the guest’s needs. After all, when a guest comes from afar, they should be treated well.”

The girl was completely furious, thinking, as expected, these guys are all the same—no good at all!

Barely containing her anger, she retorted, “I’m practically giving up my boyfriend, how could I possibly meet her needs?”

Rong Ziyin remained calm. “When it comes to abs, that’s where you went wrong. That cousin is already so envious she’s willing to cross the line into something like incest, and yet you’re not cooperating with her?”

As he said this, Rong Ziyin forwarded the girl a link from JD.com. “A 30-kilogram barbell, special price only 280 yuan, with free delivery right to your door. I guarantee that after a month, she’ll have abs even stronger than your boyfriend’s.”

“You’re already playing the role of a sister-in-law! How can you let the big brother take care of the cousin?”

The girl was silent for a long time, suddenly widening her eyes. Damn! Is there really a solution like this?

So, after placing the order immediately, she couldn’t help but ask Rong Ziyin for more advice. “Excuse me, great master, do you have any other quick and effective solutions?”

Rong Ziyin’s eyes lit up, sensing a business opportunity. He then sent the girl a picture of salted fish.

“Look, your cousin keeps complaining that the breakfast at the cafeteria isn’t good enough. You can prepare better ingredients for her meals.”

“Check out my salted fish here, reasonably priced, with honest deals. After eating, you can feel the vast dreams of the blue sky and the sea.”

He also included a meme of a salted fish frying in a pan, with the caption: “Ladies and gentlemen, let me perform an act of frying myself in a wok.”

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