Ch 79: Rebirth of the Tool Man in a Pampered Protagonist Novel

After his rebirth, Shi Liangchen became even more valuable to utilize.

Regardless of whether Shi Liangchen had other plans or not, one thing could be confirmed: Shi Liangchen was seeking revenge now as well.

Compared to him, Shi Liangchen’s level of deception in his previous life wasn’t that great. Since they had a common enemy, there was no need to let him go offline so quickly.

On the second day after their meeting,

Fang Ziyang began making arrangements for Shi Liangchen to go abroad.

As for the dormitory at school, he didn’t plan to stay there for the time being. He had only wanted to experience university life, but after a month, he realized that he shouldn’t force himself to endure it. After all, he had been reborn and should enjoy life. The four-person dormitory at school was really not as comfortable as Xie Zheng’s mansion!

Moreover… he was already in a relationship with Xie Zheng. How could they only rely on WeChat messages without seeing each other in person?

Once Shi Liangchen left, the dormitory would only have him and He Feijie, two single guys. He was now someone with a boyfriend, so he needed to be careful.

And he felt that chatting face-to-face would strengthen their bond even more.

Well.

Fang Ziyang firmly refused to admit that he kind of liked the feeling of Xie Zheng always speaking provocatively to him with a straight face.

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Meanwhile, while Fang Ziyang was enthusiastically embracing the life of being in a romantic relationship and living together,

The beauty essence from Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals once again stirred up a new wave of hot topics on the internet.

Translated on ho lo lo novels dot com.

Originally, with its powerful effects, the name of the beauty essence had quickly spread like a tornado, reaching the ears of almost everyone. Every young person who went online, regardless of gender, now knew how miraculous Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals’ beauty essence was. As long as they had a bit of disposable income, they would rush to the official website after seeing the miraculous effects of the beauty essence.

Due to the overwhelming number of purchases, Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals had to implement sales restrictions on the product.

Now, this directly caused the phrase “rare goods” to become more attractive. The more people couldn’t get it, the more they wanted it. Especially when they saw someone around them who had used it and saw the results firsthand, the desire to buy the product became even stronger!

During this period, the online discussions about the beauty essence remained high.

Then, yesterday, a couple posted the same message on domestic and international forums, once again pushing the discussion about the beauty essence to its peak.

Overnight, the topic surged on Weibo, with keywords like “beauty essence” and “cures body odor” trending!

Although the keywords were a bit awkward, the content was truly shocking.

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To explain this entire hot topic, we need to start with an international couple.

David and Xu Rui were a same-sex couple. Despite being from different countries, having different skin colors, different languages, and even significant ideological differences, love was just that miraculous. The two met, understood each other, and fell in love while studying abroad.

Until now, the two of them have successfully registered their marriage, and David, for the sake of Xu Rui, chose to settle permanently in Huaguo.

However, although the two of them were deeply in love and their thoughts had gradually aligned over the years, there was one problem that had been bothering them.

That problem was body odor, which both David and most Westerners had as a flaw. (This was also one of the main reasons why the perfume industry developed more in foreign countries. The initial purpose of perfume was to cover up body odor.)

Although David’s issue wasn’t particularly severe and could be managed with cleanliness and the use of perfume on a daily basis, it couldn’t be hidden when they engaged in vigorous activities and sweat a lot… which was a bit embarrassing.

Even though they had been together for many years, and Xu Rui had grown accustomed to it and wouldn’t dislike him for it, David still felt embarrassed and frustrated, with a deep sense of self-doubt.

So when he saw the appearance of the beauty essence online, claiming to have detoxifying properties…

David couldn’t help but have a wild idea: Could body odor be considered a type of toxin?

After all, having lived in Huaguo for so many years, David’s Chinese proficiency was quite good. Although he couldn’t fully understand the cultivation and fantasy web novels of Huaguo, he had heard people around him talk about elixirs that granted immortality and miraculous pills that revitalized the body, etc.

So, impulsively, David went to Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals’ official website and made a purchase.

And then…

And then, to his great dismay, David discovered that his foreign identification card wasn’t valid. Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals hadn’t yet expanded their overseas operations, and their identity verification system currently only supported Chinese citizens!

David felt very frustrated and wanted to cry.

God knows how difficult it was to apply for Chinese citizenship. It’s not that he didn’t want to change his identification card to a Chinese one, it’s just that it wasn’t possible. They shouldn’t treat him differently like this; he was now half a Chinese person… *sobs*

He had originally wanted to surprise his spouse without revealing anything until the experiment succeeded.

But now, with his identification card being restricted, David could only cry to his spouse, “Baby~”

“I know, let’s buy, buy, buy! Tonight, we’ll sit in front of the computer together and refresh the order page.”

How could Xu Rui not know what his dear David was thinking? He waved his hand and said, “Buy it, and buy the most expensive one!”

In fact, he had been eyeing this beauty essence from Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals for a long time. Beauty wasn’t exclusively for women; men also cared about their appearance. However, since the beauty essence became popular, Dongsheng Pharmaceuticals’ official website began imposing sales restrictions, making it difficult to purchase.

Especially since the purchase required personal identification verification, which eliminated the majority of scalpers, making it even harder to obtain the product.

Now, if they wanted to buy the beauty essence, they had to rely on luck and quick reflexes.

Fortunately, their efforts paid off after several nights, and they finally managed to purchase it.

When they returned home, they decided to give it a try.

Oh my, the results were simply incredible.

Not to mention the improvement in skin condition, but David’s wild guess actually turned out to be correct.

After drinking the most expensive variant of the beauty essence for several days in a row, David miraculously discovered that his body odor had disappeared after a week!

Oh, my God.

Huaguo truly was a miraculous place.

So, the excited couple shared their experience on a domestic forum and an international forum.

Although David had settled in Huaguo, he still had family and friends in M Country, so he continued using social media platforms popular overseas. On a daily basis, he shared videos of his life, capturing some unique aspects of Huaguo’s culture. Apart from his family and friends, he had also accumulated quite a few followers.

Body odor had always been a common annoyance and problem in daily life abroad, and most people experienced it. Although everyone had gotten used to it, there were still awkward moments because of it.

Therefore, when David’s sharing video appeared, it immediately caught the attention of his followers on YouTube.

“Is this real? David, are you sure you’re not lying? Although I admit that Huaguo has many miraculous things, our country’s medical system is definitely advanced. Our doctors can’t solve this problem, but a bottle of liquid from Huaguo can? Why does it feel like a dream?”

-“It’s not a dream, my friends, please believe me, it’s real! If you don’t believe me, come and smell me!”

“Beauty essence… judging by the name, it should be a beauty product. A beauty product that treats body odor? David, today is not April Fool’s Day, thanks.”

-“Julie, I’m really not lying. This product is currently selling like crazy in Huaguo. If you don’t believe me, ** come and see for yourself.”

“Oh, David, you always love to make these jokes. How could Huaguo have something so miraculous? You really are bewitched by your beloved. I’ve always said that your beloved is a fox spirit. You should have married my sister instead. Look at how abnormal you’ve become.”

-“Dale! Shut up! If you say one more word about my beloved, I’ll fly over tomorrow and chop you up. Believe it or not!”

“Although I can’t believe it, it seems absurd to the point of Satan’s arrival. But the video seems real, with no obvious editing or beautification effects. I’m not sure about its effectiveness in treating body odor, but the beauty effects seem really good… David, please share the link, I want to buy and try it.”

-“Mhmm, David, please directly share the link. I can afford the price, and it looks really good.”

-“I want it too…”

-“I’ll wait a bit longer, waiting for you all to be my guinea pigs, hehe.”

After David’s video was uploaded to YouTube, although many people questioned it, there were also many who were interested. After all, the treatment of body odor couldn’t be seen, but the detoxifying and beauty effects shown in the video were genuine and amazing. People with sufficient financial means didn’t mind buying it to try.

However…

However, in his excitement to recommend the product, David suddenly remembered a problem.

“This… um… it seems… that this product can currently only be purchased with a Chinese identification card.”

Everyone:…

Brother, your hurtful words are a bit too much, thank you.

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