Ch 215 (Extra 26): The Farmer Ger in the Apocalypse

Lin Ning Side Story: Catching a Husband

Chen Kang had that familiar dream again.

Three years ago, not long after his father died, he had the dream for the first time.

In the dream, he was a little older, seemingly going to the prefectural city to take the examination. But at the entrance of an inn, someone stole his money pouch.

Without money, he could not stay at the inn. He crouched blankly in a corner and nearly had his luggage stolen by a blind-eyed beggar.

While they were arguing, a fairy-like ge’er helped him.

That fairy-like ge’er was beautiful, covered in an air of wealth and nobility, yet unlike other wealthy ge’er, he did not carry any prideful distance. Instead, he was approachable, even carrying a little warmth and kindness.

Chen Kang heard him mutter softly,

“Tsk, he’s strangely good-looking. I’ll just count this as me rescuing a beauty.”

The fairy-like ge’er found him an inn, paid his room fees until the exam ended, left him some silver for food, and then left.

Only after finishing the exam did Chen Kang unexpectedly discover that the ge’er was from the magistrate’s household.

Magistrate Lin had brought several servants and was watching every student who had passed the exam, seemingly considering catching a son-in-law beneath the榜 list. But that had nothing to do with Chen Kang.

He had failed.

Holding the small amount of silver the fairy-like ge’er had given him, he returned to the village in disgrace.

Then the dream ended.

After waking, Chen Kang thought to himself that he was becoming like those sour scholars who loved dreaming. His learning was not particularly good, but every day he fantasized about being favored by some rich young lady, beautiful fox spirit, or alluring ghost.

His own dream was even more useless. He did not even dare dream of interacting more with the fairy-like ge’er. Once he failed the exam, he simply returned home in shame.

He sighed, went out to carry water, and on the road met the village matchmaker.

When the matchmaker saw him, her eyes shifted guiltily, and she pretended not to see him before quickly leaving.

Before his father died, he had asked the matchmaker to arrange a marriage for him. But just as things were nearly settled, his father fell gravely ill. The illness not only drained all the family’s money, but his father could not be saved either.

After that, the other family never sent word again.

Seeing the matchmaker act this way now, Chen Kang understood even more clearly. Originally, he felt a little bitter about it, but when he remembered last night’s dream, that bitterness somehow faded away.

Unexpectedly, the next night, he had the exact same dream again.

By the third time, Chen Kang sensed something was wrong.

In front of the inn, he clenched his money pouch tightly. At the same time, he felt another force tugging it outward. He turned his head and came face-to-face with the thief.

The thief had not expected to be caught red-handed. He pulled out a knife and viciously stabbed at him.

Chen Kang woke with a start in the middle of the night.

This time, he had not even seen the fairy-like ge’er.

Had he been stabbed to death by that thief in the dream?

Still shaken, Chen Kang touched his chest and abdomen. They did not hurt.

When he fell asleep again, he had no more dreams that night.

Several days later, he had the familiar dream again.

This time, Chen Kang decisively changed inns. As a result, he was not robbed and safely settled in. But because he had not been robbed, the fairy-like ge’er naturally did not come rescue him either.

Standing by the road, he watched the fairy-like ge’er walk past with several friends, chatting and laughing. But perhaps it was his imagination, Chen Kang felt the fairy-like ge’er’s gaze quickly sweep across his face.

Chen Kang touched his face and suddenly remembered that in his first dream, the fairy-like ge’er had said he was strangely good-looking.

During the exam, the questions were exactly the same.

He failed again.

After the exam results were posted, he secretly followed Magistrate Lin from a distance. He saw Magistrate Lin happily patting a young man on the shoulder, unable to hide the smile on his face. Perhaps he had caught a satisfactory ge’er-son-in-law.

Chen Kang felt a little sour inside.

At dawn, he lay in bed and listened to the increasingly loud rooster calls outside. Then he turned over, got up, and wrote down the examination questions from the dream.

He did not know whether repeatedly having this dream meant he had become entangled with some beautiful ghost or spirit.

But if…

If he could change the fate of his money pouch being stolen, could he also change the outcome of the imperial examination?

If he passed, would he have a chance to be caught as a son-in-law by Magistrate Lin?

He knew very well that in reality, he absolutely did not have the fortune to marry into the magistrate’s household.

But in a dream, could he not at least try once?

There were three hundred sixty-five days in a year, and Chen Kang dreamed that dream for three hundred of them.

He studied bitterly, took the questions, and visited nearby xiucai scholars. He also went to the county school to ask teachers for guidance.

Finally, at the end of the second year, he barely passed in the dream.

Excited, he raised both arms and shouted,

“I passed! I passed!”

Then he quietly edged toward Magistrate Lin and his servants.

But Magistrate Lin did not look at him.

Before long, he was caught by some merchant family and even had a large red flower hung around his neck.

Chen Kang woke up in anger on the spot.

Why didn’t they catch him?!

Was his exam result still not good enough??

In the middle of the night, Chen Kang lit the oil lamp and started studying again.

By the third year, his ranking was already quite good, but Magistrate Lin still did not come catch him.

So this time, Chen Kang did not take the examination. Instead, he went all over the prefectural city asking around, only to learn that Magistrate Lin was not catching a son-in-law at all.

Magistrate Lin was concerned about how his clan nephew had done in the exam.

In another dream, Chen Kang decided to recommend himself.

Yet when his three-year mourning period finally ended and he truly set out for the exam, he discovered that Haozhou Prefecture was exactly the same as in his dream.

From far away, Chen Kang looked at the familiar thief lingering sneakily near the inn entrance, as well as the obvious shape of the knife in his pocket. Shocked, he turned and ran.

This dream…

It was not merely a dream?

And after entering Haozhou Prefecture, he never had that dream again.

At the place where he had first been robbed in the dream, he saw the fairy-like ge’er he had long yearned for walking past with friends, chatting and laughing.

Chen Kang took a deep breath and bought himself an outfit perfectly suited to that fairy-like ge’er’s tastes.

Before leaving home, he had already caught Magistrate Lin’s eye in the dream and had met the fairy-like ge’er several times. Through daily accumulation, he had more or less learned what the fairy-like ge’er liked.

If he had known all of this could become real, he should have asked Magistrate Lin for more scholarly guidance in the dream…

When the exam began, he opened the test paper and saw the familiar questions. He let out a deep breath of relief.

Magistrate Lin chased after Lin Ning while nagging him.

“Just go meet him. Your father already caught him and brought him here… Besides, do you think I don’t know you? You’ll most likely be satisfied with this boy. He’s handsome!”

Magistrate Lin had noticed that boy in the examination hall.

He had not paid much attention to the exam paper, but the young man truly had an excellent appearance. More importantly, he looked clean and energetic.

The examination cubicles had terrible conditions, cramped and stuffy. Even a healthy person would wilt after staying there for a day. Yet this boy was one of the few who still looked pale, clean, and fresh when handing in his paper.

Everyone in the Lin family valued appearances.

Magistrate Lin had looked at him several extra times then and thought that if Lin Ning saw him, he might very well take a liking to him.

Only, the boy did not look especially young. With a tongsheng title and such good looks, he probably already had an engagement.

Magistrate Lin was not the sort of person who would make his ge’er fight another person for a husband or become a co-wife. So he merely looked a few more times and sighed inwardly, without actually trying to catch him.

Who would have expected that after the results were posted, this boy did not go look at the list and instead came over to Magistrate Lin himself.

“This boy is named Chen Kang. He’s one year younger than you. His family is from a village below, farmers for generations, so he won’t look down on us for being newly rich from poor origins…”

“He was once being discussed for marriage, but it happened to coincide with the death of an elder in his family, requiring him to observe mourning, so it was dropped. The marriage had never been formally settled.”

But Magistrate Lin did not simply believe one-sided words.

“I checked his household registration. He truly has not married. If you take a liking to him, I’ll send someone to his village to investigate further. I doubt he’d dare deceive me…”

“This time he passed the examination, twenty-sixth in Haozhou Prefecture, ranked even higher than Xiao Song. I’ve read his essay. Though not brilliantly talented, it is practical, cautious, and thorough.”

“The key point is, his appearance will definitely suit your tastes!”

“Why do you make me sound so lustful?”

Lin Ning pretended to be annoyed, but inwardly he had already begun to stir with interest.

This person’s conditions really did sound quite good. Most importantly, even his father said he was handsome. Just how handsome was he?

Lin Ning cleared his throat and said somewhat coyly,

“Since you already caught him and brought him here, we shouldn’t make him come for nothing. I’ll first look at him from behind the screen. If he truly is good-looking, we can talk about meeting. If not, send him back.”

Unexpectedly, he really was very handsome.

His father had not deceived him.

Lin Ning sneakily hid behind the screen and peeked out.

Who would have thought that the man seemed to know he would be there watching? Chen Kang raised his head and smiled brightly at him.

Lin Ning sucked in a sharp breath and abruptly retreated three large steps.

Handsome.

Truly handsome.

Those peach blossom eyes, that high straight nose, that smooth jawline, and that outfit, not luxurious but clean, simple, and elegant.

Every detail struck Lin Ning’s heart perfectly.

He could not resist and peeked out again.

As a result, Chen Kang once again seemed to know he would look back. He obediently sat there watching him, waiting for him to come look.

Lin Ning did not know that Chen Kang had already experienced this scene more than thirty times in his dreams…

When Lin Ning would turn back to look at him, what appearance of his would make Lin Ning smile, every move had long been carved into Chen Kang’s heart.

“How was he?”

After leaving the main hall, Magistrate Lin hurriedly grabbed his ge’er and asked.

Lin Ning coughed lightly.

“He’s alright… He is quite good-looking.”

His scholarly title was good too. His family members were simple. It seemed he had no reason to refuse.

Lin Ning turned his head and glanced back again.

“Why do I feel like… I’ve seen him somewhere before?”

Magistrate Lin himself had grown up with his fulang in the same village as childhood sweethearts, so he did not want his own ge’er to have a blind marriage.

He frequently invited Chen Kang over and also called Song Kaiji along. On the surface, it seemed like he intended to take Chen Kang as a student and discuss scholarship together, but in reality, he was creating more opportunities for Chen Kang and Lin Ning to spend time together.

Yet after meeting a few times, Lin Ning felt increasingly strange.

Chen Kang was very good. Everything about him seemed perfectly suited to Lin Ning’s heart.

But some of that goodness was a little too coincidental.

The moment Lin Ning was about to drink water, Chen Kang had already handed the cup to him.

Before a flower falling from the tree could land in his hair, Chen Kang had already raised his hand, ready to brush it away.

Every time Lin Ning looked toward him, Chen Kang always happened to turn back at exactly the right moment.

Lin Ning was confused.

But Chen Kang was anxious.

Because he was about to “show his true form.”

Before coming to Haozhou Prefecture, his dream had stopped on this day.

Magistrate Lin invited him to the estate, and he chatted about scholarship with Magistrate Lin’s clan nephew. Magistrate Lin had not been very satisfied, neither with Chen Kang nor with his nephew. He thought Chen Kang’s learning was too rigid and his nephew too unmotivated.

Afterward, in the little garden, Chen Kang met Lin Ning, who had brought a group of maids and attendants along.

Of course, they could not possibly be allowed to be alone, one unmarried man and one unmarried ge’er.

They spoke for a while beneath an osmanthus tree by the pond, and then the dream ended.

Now Chen Kang suspected that his beautiful dream was about to end too.

From this point forward, he would know nothing about the future. Reality was not like a dream, where he could try again the next night.

He was afraid the fairy-like ge’er would not like the real him at all.

“You… you really don’t seem like a farm boy. How do you do everything so thoughtfully?”

Looking at the stone Chen Kang had kicked aside in advance, Lin Ning tugged at his fingers.

But his father had indeed sent people to Chen Kang’s village to investigate. Chen Kang had grown up in that village from childhood to adulthood. Before this, the farthest place he had ever gone was the county town to study.

Chen Kang scratched his head, not knowing how to answer.

In the dream, Lin Ning had never said this to him.

Lin Ning bit his lip.

He felt some things should be said clearly first.

He seemed to like Chen Kang a little.

Or at least, Chen Kang’s face.

Fortunately, only a little.

He did not want things to become like his little uncle, with such problems exploding only after marriage.

While he only liked him a little, it was better to say it now.

“Our family also used to live in the village. I was already fairly grown when my father passed the juren exam. All told, I’ve only been an official-family ge’er for a few years.”

“There are some things I may not do as thoroughly or properly as you…”

Chen Kang snapped back to himself and hurriedly waved his hands, shaking his head.

“No, no, no. In my heart, you are the best fairy-like ge’er!”

He showed a rare moment of panic, even seeming a little silly. But the words he spoke were sincere, and that made Lin Ning’s face feel even hotter than Chen Kang’s usual thoughtfulness.

Chen Kang took a deep breath and quietly tugged at Lin Ning’s sleeve.

“Actually, I’m not clever either. Passing the xiucai exam was purely luck. In the future… I probably won’t be able to pass higher exams.”

He knew in his heart that he had only passed, and even ranked decently, largely because Heaven had revealed the questions to him. In the first dream, he had failed completely.

“I’m very stupid. The reason you think I’m thoughtful is… because I secretly practiced it dozens or even hundreds of times…”

But he did not want to give up.

“But I want to beg you to give me a chance. In the future, I’ll keep learning, keep practicing. I… I…”

“I truly like you.”

He looked into Lin Ning’s eyes, wanting to hold his hand but not daring to.

He truly wanted to beg Lin Ning.

Please save me, alright?

Could you “rescue the beauty” one more time?

At this moment, although Chen Kang had become clumsy, he seemed to have broken free from a shell of excessive thoughtfulness. He appeared much more alive, and the faint unease in Lin Ning’s heart dispersed considerably.

This time, flowers from the tree were blown down by the wind, rustling as they fell onto Lin Ning’s head.

Chen Kang failed to brush them away in advance. Instead, he hurriedly and carefully helped him remove them.

Lin Ning turned his head aside and smoothed the slightly disheveled hair at his temples.

Then he said softly,

“Then… then let’s try.”

Finding a perfectly flawless, thoughtful marriage and partner was not easy.

But if there was a great deal of sincerity and love, then it was worth trying.

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Ch 214 (Extra 25): The Farmer Ger in the Apocalypse

Lian Ou Side Story: Finale

Because of what happened to Lian Ou, the old Lian family became the first household in Lantang Village to split the family while the parents were still alive and both brothers were present.

It could not exactly be called a blessing in disguise, but after escaping the eldest branch and the increasingly deranged Wang-shi, Miao Hexiang’s family all breathed a sigh of relief.

Wang family’s nephew was not sent to the authorities. He paid compensation and was beaten according to village rules, breaking one leg. Afterward, he lay in bed for several months, dragging things out and unable to stand.

Because of this, Wang-shi’s elder brother and sister-in-law also looked at her with nothing but anger and disgust. Her relationship with her maiden family was essentially broken.

Lian Ou did not need to worry about any of these things. He obediently hid at home for two months, waiting for the storm to pass.

After all, there were still some loose-tongued people in the village gossiping about him. Some had sons who had never been able to reach high enough to marry Lian Ou, so now they kicked him while he was down for satisfaction. Others were simply gossipy by nature, loving to discuss every household’s affairs without caring whether the person involved lived or died.

Yet after hiding from the rumors for two months, Lian Ou discovered that Miao Hexiang no longer allowed him to go sell at the temple fair.

Lian Ou grew anxious.

“Mother, how would people in Miaoqian Village know about our village’s matters? Nobody will spread it randomly. And even if they do, I’m not afraid. I don’t want to marry anymore. In the future, I still need to make stall-selling into a proper livelihood. Are you really going to have my brother support me for the rest of my life?”

Even now, when Miao Hexiang thought back to that day, lingering fear remained.

Over the past two months, she had thought a great deal and discussed it with Miao Chunlei too. Now she said,

“It’s not that I won’t let you make a living. But your Chunlei Auntie, Qing-ge’er, and I have all discussed it. Setting up a stall still can’t compare to working in a shop.”

“Back then we were careless. Your brother escorted you only twice and then stopped, which let that Wang bastard find an opening. But your brother also can’t abandon field work every day just to take you there and bring you back.”

Miao Hexiang scraped the end of her needle lightly against her hair.

“You’ve already trained yourself well at the stall. Qing-ge’er told me too. Right now he’s heavily pregnant and doesn’t have the energy, but once the child in his belly is born, he’ll send you to work in his county shop. It’ll be safe and respectable.”

“After a couple years, once this matter fades, maybe we can even find you a good husband’s family in the county.”

Lian Ou felt anxious.

Why had the conversation turned to his marriage again?

He had not seen Huiming for two months. Earlier, the Lian family had carried gifts to Miaoqian Village to thank Huiming, but they had not let him go.

Now they wanted to send him to the county shop…

For the first time, Lian Ou truly did not want to go to the county, did not want to be ambitious.

“Mother, I already said I don’t want to marry anymore… Because of that incident, I feel sick whenever I see men now. I… I don’t want to go to the county either.”

He leaned against Miao Hexiang’s knees and whispered guiltily,

“If I go to the county, how could I stay beside Mother every day?”

Miao Hexiang felt sweet and comforted from being coaxed by her own ge’er.

But in her view, saying a ge’er would not marry was only acceptable if there was no other choice. If he could marry, especially into a good family, then marrying was still best.

“You were just frightened. You’ll recover after some time.”

For a young ge’er, having a home, having a man who knew warmth and cold and could be relied upon, then giving birth to children and living lively days, that was what counted as complete.

She stroked Lian Ou’s head and said,

“Right now, if you go to Miaoqian Village, I truly can’t rest easy. Our family and the old Wang family have become enemies now. If they block you again on the road, your father and I won’t even have a place to cry.”

“If you find home too boring, go to Qing-ge’er’s place and keep him company. The county magistrate’s young son often comes to play with Qing-ge’er. You and Rong-jie can accompany the young master around the nearby mountains, pick fruit, and play around.”

Now Lian Ou could no longer find any excuse and could only reluctantly agree.

But after accompanying Lin Ning up the mountain a few times with Lian Rong, he unexpectedly saw Huiming.

Lian Rong widened her eyes at him.

“Master, why are you in our village?”

Lian Ou’s face felt a little hot.

Everyone knew Huiming had saved him. Even if he exchanged a few words with Huiming, it should not be anything strange.

But in front of Lin Ning and the others, he truly could not say a single word. He only let his eyes circle over Huiming several times.

Huiming’s throat felt a little dry.

“I… came to gather some medicinal herbs. I heard this kind of herb grows near your village.”

His basket did indeed hold several medicinal plants.

Lian Rong wanted to help him search, but after looking at the plants a few times, she scratched her head in confusion.

Did their village have this kind of thing nearby?

“No matter,” Huiming said calmly. “If you have matters to attend to, go ahead. I’ll search by myself.”

“Oh, oh…”

Lian Rong answered. After hesitating, she still said,

“Master, if you can’t find it, maybe go look somewhere else. Our village might not have it. I’ve never seen it before. If you get tired, you can come to our house to rest and drink some water.”

She pointed toward the foot of the mountain.

“There, that new house on the west side is ours!”

Huiming nodded but did not leave.

Once they had walked far away, Lian Rong said,

“Ge, why didn’t you talk to Master?”

Lian Ou gave two little hums and did not answer.

Lin Ning, however, looked back several times.

“Don’t say, that master is actually quite good-looking. What a pity he’s a monk.”

Isn’t that right?

Lian Ou secretly thought the same.

It was a pity he was a monk.

…If only he were not.

After that, whenever they went up the mountain to play, they ran into Huiming seven out of ten times.

Lian Rong was truly full of questions.

What medicinal herbs did their village have that she had never seen before?

Lian Ou leaned against a tree to rest. Some leaves had piled up near the roots. He quietly searched through them and felt a small jar.

He hid it inside his sleeve and brought it home.

Lately, Huiming often sent him things like this. Sometimes it was scented balm for his hands, sometimes a small pair of scissors for trimming nails, sometimes little trinkets that were useless but pretty.

This time, it was a small jar of honey.

He dipped a fingertip in and put it in his mouth.

The sweetness sank straight into his heart.

Only later did he learn that the hot water the temple provided to vendors did not contain honey. Only his and Lian Rong’s bowls had it.

These days continued until the day Shen Qing gave birth.

Zhao Youwei brought villagers to make trouble. Lian Rong went to the county to ask Lin Ning for reinforcements, and halfway there she ran into Huiming.

“I was so tired then I could barely breathe, and I didn’t explain clearly. Master thought something had happened to you again.”

Lian Rong knew nothing and grinned foolishly.

“He must’ve been thinking, why does our family have so many problems?”

Lian Ou rolled his eyes at her and pierced the blister on her foot in one swift motion.

Lian Rong cried out and hissed in pain.

“Hurry and sleep. Aren’t you tired after running all day? You still have energy to think about this and that?”

He applied medicine to Lian Rong’s foot, then stuffed her entirely into the quilt and tucked her in properly.

“I’m not sleepy at all.”

Perhaps too many things had happened that day. Although her body was tired, her mind was unusually excited.

Lian Rong rolled twice inside the quilt and lowered her voice.

“Ge, Qing-ge’s baby is so ugly and wrinkled. What do you think Qing-ge’s husband looks like? Qing-ge wouldn’t choose someone ugly, right…”

“You hurry up and shut your mouth. Is that something you should say? Newborn babies are all red and wrinkled. They look better once they grow. When you were just born, you were even uglier than that!”

“Really?”

Hearing this, Lian Rong became somewhat happy.

Her Qing-ge was so good-looking. If he had an ugly child, she truly would feel sad.

If he had an ugly husband, she would also feel sad.

Even though it was Qing-ge’s business and had nothing to do with her, she would still meddlesomely feel sad.

Lian Ou: “………”

However, at that time, they had not expected to see Qing-ge’er’s husband so soon.

He was a tall man, half his body covered in blood, carried down the mountain on Shen Qing’s back.

Shen Qing ran too fast for them to see the man’s face clearly. They only saw a furry head.

Like the head of someone whose shaved hair had only recently begun growing back…

Lian Rong stood at the courtyard entrance, her eyes wide with shock.

“T-this… Qing-ge’s husband is a monk? A monk who returned to secular life? Why is his hair like that?”

The word “monk” struck Lian Ou’s heart hard.

Miao Hexiang slapped the back of Lian Rong’s head.

“What nonsense are you saying? Control that mouth of yours!”

But whether because this idle comment was overheard or because someone else thought the same thing as Lian Rong, the rumor that Shen Qing’s husband was a monk who had returned to secular life truly spread.

The story became vivid and detailed.

They said the monk had betrayed Buddhism for Shen Qing, but his sect would not allow it. He had his legs broken by an old monk, was expelled from his order, and clung to his final breath just to see Shen Qing one last time…

They said that although this love was not tolerated by the world, it was still moving enough to touch heaven and earth…

Shen Qing was guarding the unconscious Song Kaiwu and had no energy to handle outside rumors, so the story spread just like that. Even Huiming in Miaoqian Village heard it.

That night, Huiming knelt in the main hall for the entire night.

The next day, he secretly packed the money he had saved over the years and went to Lantang Village.

Shishu watched his sneaking figure and sighed.

“That boy can’t be kept.”

The abbot did not even open his eyes.

“Weren’t you the one who said as long as he doesn’t return to his birth parents, if he finds some girl or ge’er, starts a family, and has a few children, you’d be happier than anyone?”

“Of course I’m willing.”

Shishu chuckled twice.

“Anyway, if he leaves, no one will take over your work, so you can just keep doing it for a few more years. What does that have to do with me?”

Then he leaned over and patted the abbot’s shoulder.

“Say, that one from their village, whatever temple he came from, wasn’t he too ruthless? Breaking someone’s legs… Isn’t it just returning to secular life and getting married? How big of a deal is that? When the time comes, just lecture him a little. Don’t make things hard for the child.”

The abbot could no longer tolerate it and drove this chatterbox out.

“Do I need you to tell me?”

In this temple, every single person hoped Huiming would live well.

They hoped that ge’er and his family could accept Huiming.

They hoped that people like them, once abandoned and without families, could once again have a home, and family who would accompany them for life.

End of Lian Ou Side Story

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Ch 213 (Extra 24): The Farmer Ger in the Apocalypse

Lian Ou Side Story 5

Some things were clearly wrong according to reason, but emotions could not be controlled.

Huiming recited scriptures for three days and went hungry for three days before finally reaching enlightenment.

He simply was not suited to being a monk.

The Buddhist teachings passed through his mouth again and again, but his heart could not settle. He could not let go of that beautiful little ge’er. He could not let go of the lively temple fair. He could not let go of the strings of copper coins and bright silver he had earned…

When Shishu said he should take over as abbot, Huiming was not actually resistant in his heart. To him, the identity of abbot was more like a responsibility, one that meant leading everyone in the temple toward a better life.

As long as he shouldered that responsibility, why insist on where his heart belonged, or who lived within it?

From the moment he was born, his life had never belonged to him.

He was abandoned by his parents, picked up by his master, raised in the temple, and became a monk just like that. Then, because he led the temple toward prosperity, his master chose him as the next abbot.

Since his body already belonged to this path, let his heart be free now and then.

Lian Ou clearly sensed that Huiming’s attitude toward him had changed greatly recently.

When the sky was only just beginning to brighten, he would arrive at the stall with Lian Rong, dew clinging to them and the cold dampness of late night chilling his fingertips. Before long, a bowl of hot water would be placed beside his hand, just the right temperature to drink, warm but not scalding.

Sometimes it was delivered by a little novice monk.

Sometimes…

Huiming actually delivered it himself, secretly looked at him, and even smiled at him!

Had this monk gone mad?

Lian Ou’s heart beat like a drum.

As one of the best-looking ge’er in Lantang Village, plenty of men had openly or secretly shown him favor. He normally would not lose his composure over a few bowls of hot water and a smile.

But Huiming, he…

He was a monk!

The forbidden feeling brought by that identity made Lian Ou’s heart race every time Huiming looked over. It raced so fast that he could no longer tell whether it was because of Huiming’s status as a monk or because of Huiming himself.

Whenever Huiming’s eyes looked at him, they were always so bright…

Clearly he was a monk. How could he have such a gaze?

It was not the sort of look village men gave him, with a little drooling desire and lust mixed in. Instead, it was full of everyday warmth. Looking into it felt like seeing a small courtyard, with cooking smoke drifting from the kitchen window, a great pot of white rice simmering on the stove, and when the lid lifted, the whole room filled with the fragrance of rice.

It felt like two people watching summer night stars together, watching winter snow fall together, snow landing on their hair and turning it white…

It was a gaze that made people feel especially at peace, one they wanted to sink into.

Lian Ou hurriedly turned his head away, then carefully looked around, afraid someone might notice and gossip.

This world was always harsher toward ge’er. If anyone discovered something, whether or not they would gossip that Huiming the monk had broken his vows was uncertain, but they would definitely drown Lian Ou in spit, saying he was shameless and had seduced a monk.

After several times, however, he also noticed that whenever Huiming delivered things or secretly looked at him, he always did it away from others.

This… this at least counted as him knowing propriety.

Lian Ou held the hot water and took a small sip. Half his body warmed.

He was in a bad mood today and had no heart to weave anything. His family had been arguing endlessly lately. The conflict between the eldest branch and the second branch was growing deeper and deeper, and recently the fire seemed faintly ready to spread onto him.

Lian Rong sat beside him, also holding hot water. After smacking her lips twice, she said,

“Is this water a little sweet? Did they put sugar or honey in it? These monks really have money.”

Lian Ou ignored her.

She glanced at Lian Ou, who was holding his bowl in a daze, then leaned closer.

“Ge, don’t worry. Nai will never agree to marry you to Eldest Aunt’s nephew. You’re so capable now. I secretly heard Ye and Nai say the other day that they want to find you a good marriage in the county so you can become the fulang of a rich family.”

Hearing this, Lian Ou felt even more uncomfortable.

Awkwardly, he said,

“I know Ye and Nai won’t agree to Eldest Aunt’s… What? Don’t talk nonsense. You’re always the quickest with your mouth. What rich family fulang? If others hear that, they’ll say we’re frivolous. Did you learn nothing from last time?”

Thinking of what happened last time, then looking at the red marks on Lian Ou’s neck that had not fully healed, Lian Rong immediately wilted and behaved herself for most of the day.

When they closed the stall in the afternoon, she even eagerly offered to take Lian Ou’s basket to Huiming for safekeeping.

Lian Ou pinched one side of the basket. His lips moved twice before he finally let go.

“…Go.”

When Huiming saw Lian Rong come over, his gaze immediately looked behind her. Not seeing Lian Ou, he looked a little disappointed.

Lian Rong followed his gaze and looked back too, asking curiously,

“Master, what are you looking at?”

“…Nothing. You’re going back this early?”

Lian Rong nodded.

“It’s getting cold now, and it gets dark early. It’s safer for us to go home earlier.”

Huiming felt that he should restrain himself a little lately.

At first, he only wanted to let his heart be free a little and secretly like the person hidden inside it.

But feelings poured from the eyes even when the mouth was covered. He simply could not endure it or hide it. He just wanted to see Lian Ou. Even one more glance felt satisfying.

Just once.

One last time…

After putting away Lian Ou’s needlework basket, he secretly followed Lian Rong’s footsteps.

For countless days and nights afterward, Huiming would be grateful that he had not followed the rules so strictly that day.

In the small woods leading to Lantang Village, he saw Lian Ou being dragged deeper into the forest by a man covering his mouth.

Lian Rong saw from far away and charged over like a little firecracker, only to be kicked over and sent rolling several times before collapsing motionless on the ground.

Huiming did not remember what he was thinking at that moment.

Perhaps the human mind had some protective mechanism that made people forget things too painful to recall.

By the time his senses returned, the man was already lying on the ground wailing, his face swollen red and purple.

Lian Ou desperately hugged Huiming’s arm.

“Stop hitting him. Don’t… don’t hit him so hard. If you beat him to death and have to pay with your life, it won’t be worth it!”

Just now, Huiming had rushed over like a madman and beaten Wang-shi’s nephew directly in the head and face.

People said not to hit the face when fighting. Lian Ou had seen Qing-ge’er hit people before. He always picked fleshy places on the body, ensuring no vital areas were injured while making it hurt terribly.

Who hit people like Huiming did?

There was no technique at all.

Qing-ge’er had once said there were temples and other points on the head and face where one punch could kill a person!

Lian Ou tugged at Huiming several times.

Actually, with Lian Ou’s little strength, how could he possibly move Huiming? Yet bit by bit, Huiming’s senses still returned through Lian Ou’s pulling.

Only then did he stop.

He then kicked the man’s legs hard several more times, untied the man’s belt, and bound his hands and feet with it.

The man fainted from pain.

Huiming casually threw him aside, then turned and pulled Lian Ou into his arms.

Lian Ou’s entire body stiffened.

This was different from when Wang-shi’s nephew had grabbed him from behind and dragged him toward the forest.

Back then, Lian Ou had only felt disgust. The man’s smell made him want to vomit, and his skin felt slimy and sinister like a snake. Lian Ou only wanted to escape.

But now, enclosed in Huiming’s embrace, he smelled faint sandalwood and soapberry. Warm and dry. Protecting him completely.

So safe…

He should have pushed him away.

But he also greedily clung to that brief warmth.

After several breaths, Lian Ou finally patted Huiming lightly and stammered,

“Let go of me… My… my clothes are torn… and my sister…”

Only then did Huiming realize the man had torn Lian Ou’s clothing, revealing a small patch of shoulder and a brightly colored undergarment.

He only looked once before no longer daring to look. Turning around, he took off his monk robe and wrapped Lian Ou tightly in it.

Lian Rong had been kicked once. Her injuries were not serious, but after rolling several times, she was dizzy and had not seen her brother’s “private affair.”

Huiming pointed at Wang-shi’s nephew.

“What should be done with him?”

If the crime had been something like stealing chickens or dogs, Huiming naturally would have dragged the person straight to the village head without another word. Sending him to the authorities would not have been impossible either.

But this involved Lian Ou’s chastity and reputation, which made things difficult.

If they dragged the man to the village head and exposed the matter, Lian Ou might instead be forced to marry him.

Such things were not unheard of in surrounding villages.

You were already touched by someone and no longer clean. If you didn’t marry him, who else would willingly become the cuckold?

But even if they did not send him over, would this man stay silent?

Lian Ou understood very clearly.

This man had come to the woods to block him precisely for the sake of forcing a marriage. Even if they let him go, within half a day he would spread the story himself, completely ruining Lian Ou’s reputation.

Gritting his teeth, Lian Ou thought for a long while, then tightened the robe draped over him.

“Send him to the village head.”

“If my reputation is ruined, then so be it. Even if I never marry in my life, I will not let him go!”

He lowered his head and looked at the hem of the gray monk robe.

“…I have skills. I can support myself. If I don’t marry, then I don’t marry…”

He quietly glanced at Huiming, then turned his head away.

“I don’t really want to marry anyway.”

Huiming helped him carry the Wang family boy to Lantang Village, then took his leave.

Although he desperately wanted to stay beside Lian Ou, he still had to avoid suspicion. He hid at a distance and secretly watched.

Trying to stain a ge’er’s innocence was an extremely serious matter in the village.

Lian Ou and Lian Rong threw themselves into Miao Hexiang’s arms and cried loudly enough to shake the heavens.

Lian Rong was purely frightened and in pain. Lian Ou, the actual victim, had already calmed down somewhat after being comforted by Huiming. Half of his crying came from belated grievance, and half was pretense.

Miao Hexiang thanked Huiming, then hugged her ge’er and daughter and cried too, cursing Wang-shi’s entire family as she wept.

Old Man Lian and Old Madam Lian’s faces were ashen.

Their first reaction was to blame Lian Ou for making a scene.

How was he supposed to marry high now?

When something like this happened in other families, didn’t they all try desperately to hide and suppress it?

Only these children, after spending so much time around Qing-ge’er, had developed such strong tempers.

But when they turned and saw Wang-shi lowering her head as if enduring scolding while a hint of a smile curved her lips, their anger faded.

Even if Lian Ou had not exposed it, the Wang family would have made trouble anyway. Lian Ou had no chance of marrying high anymore.

For the first time, Wang-shi was cursed by Miao Hexiang without talking back. She did not take it to heart either.

Only after Miao Hexiang finished cursing and crying did she speak leisurely.

“Father, Mother, no matter how we say it, my nephew was indeed in the wrong. But now that things have already become like this, I think we should settle the marriage between Ou-ge’er and that boy.”

“I originally told you about this match before, but you insisted on blocking it. Now that the two younger ones have gotten into trouble themselves, if we don’t become in-laws, both families will lose face…”

She was certain Lian Ou had no other choice.

Of course, even if Lian Ou failed to marry high and angrily chose to marry low into some other village rather than marry her nephew, that was not impossible.

In that case, she would have her nephew go to that family’s door every day and say he had already taken Lian Ou’s body.

She could guarantee that whenever Lian Ou found a match, they would ruin it.

Miao Hexiang was so furious she wanted to hit someone.

Suddenly, Lian Ou pulled himself out of her arms. Tears still hung on his face, but his expression was solemn as he spoke to Old Man Lian, Old Madam Lian, his father, and his mother.

“Ye, Nai, Father, Mother, even if I have to hang myself from a beam, I will not marry the Wang family boy!”

“I can’t endure this life for even one more day. They even dare use such schemes. Are you still human?”

“If he had touched me today, I wouldn’t want to live anymore. I would immediately jump into the river!”

“I don’t care about reputation anymore. I don’t care whether I marry or not. I’ll never marry for the rest of my life. I’ll go to the temple and become a monk too if I have to!”

“I refuse to let them off like this. Today the Wang family and the village must give me justice, or else I’ll report this to the authorities!”

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Ch 212 (Extra 23): The Farmer Ger in the Apocalypse

Lian Ou Side Story 4

It was inconvenient for young ge’er and little girls to enter the temple, so Huiming led Lian Ou and Lian Rong to the southern side gate instead. He sent a little monk to the side room to fetch medicine, then took a basin himself and went to draw warm water so Lian Ou could clean the wound.

Lian Rong hugged Lian Ou’s leg and cried loudly enough to shake the heavens.

“It’s all my fault. If I hadn’t spoken recklessly, Gege wouldn’t have been hit, wu wu wu… Ge, does it hurt…?”

Miao Hexiang could be considered one of the more indulgent parents in the village. Usually she did not restrain Lian Rong’s temperament much, which had spoiled her somewhat into being careless about seniority. But usually in the village, on account of the old Lian family’s face, even if the little girl had a sharp tongue, adults would at most scold her a couple times. At worst, they might pat her head or slap her bottom twice.

This was the first time someone had struck so harshly.

Seeing Lian Rong cry until snot and tears covered her face, Lian Ou felt both exasperated and amused. He sighed helplessly.

“Now you know, don’t you? Not everyone is like the villagers back home. No matter what happens there, people usually won’t truly use such harsh hands. Look at what happens outside. Who’s going to indulge you? From now on, restrain that mouth of yours.”

At the end, he poked Lian Rong’s forehead with one finger.

After saying that, he turned his head and saw that Huiming had returned with water at some point. He was also holding a clean cloth towel, thoughtfully watching the siblings speak.

For some reason, Lian Ou’s face reddened. He felt terribly embarrassed that Huiming had seen him scolding his younger sister.

He awkwardly accepted the items from Huiming’s hands.

“Thank you… Master.”

After hesitating, he added softly,

“This time, although our words were a little sharp, they really were the ones who struck first. They were also the ones trying to force a sale…”

Lian Ou nervously clutched the cloth towel in his hands.

“Master… can you not drive us away?”

His voice was low and humble, soft and weak, completely different from when he had just been lecturing his sister.

Huiming instantly looked away.

“I know you’re not to blame. However…”

He looked toward Lian Rong.

“Your brother is right. In the future, you should still be more careful with your words. You are doing business. Some customers are difficult, but you inevitably have to swallow some anger. Harmony brings wealth.”

With tears still in her eyes, Lian Rong nodded.

Lian Ou hurriedly said they understood.

Huiming said no more and merely sat to the side.

Lian Ou’s injury was under his ear and along his neck, a place he could not see himself. Lian Rong sniffled while dipping the cloth into water and wiping the wound for him.

“Hiss.”

The moment warm water touched the wound, a sharp burning pain flared. Lian Ou sucked in a breath and slapped Lian Rong several times.

“Gentle, gentle, be gentle…”

Off to the side, Huiming, who had been staring at the ground the whole time, quietly turned his back.

After the wound was cleaned, they applied the ointment the little monk brought over.

The ointment had been made by the temple monks themselves. Lian Ou did not know what herbs were used, but it felt cool and soothing when applied.

By the time everything was properly taken care of, Huiming had vanished somewhere. Lian Ou could only thank the little monk.

The little monk waved his hand.

“Patron, there’s no need to be polite. You can take this jar of ointment back and use it. It was prepared by our shishu. It doesn’t scar easily.”

“How can I accept that?”

Lian Ou was rather surprised.

But the little monk said,

“It’s fine. Senior Brother Huiming specifically instructed me. Also, carrying your basket for knot-making back and forth every day is troublesome. Our temple fair will continue for several more days. If you don’t mind, you can also leave the basket in our temple for safekeeping.”

“This… this…”

Lian Ou was truly a bit stunned.

He had been setting up a stall for some time now and had chatted a little with the surrounding vendors. He knew very well that the temple did not offer storage services.

If every stall were allowed to store things there, it would certainly be convenient, especially for those selling food. But then this little temple would not have enough space to hold everything.

A thought suddenly stirred in Lian Ou’s heart.

“This was also something your Senior Brother Huiming instructed?”

The little monk looked perfectly innocent.

“Yes.”

That evening when he returned home, the Lian family was naturally heartbroken after seeing Lian Ou’s injury.

Lian Shi blamed himself even more. If he had obediently accompanied his younger siblings, no one would have dared lay hands on them.

“Tomorrow I’ll go with you. If we run into that old hag again, I’ll break her legs!”

Lian Ou waved his hand.

“The masters at the temple already drove them away and won’t allow people from their village to attend the temple fair. It’s nothing serious. It doesn’t even hurt now.”

Miao Hexiang was terribly distressed. She cleaned the wound again and reapplied medicine, then took the little medicine jar and examined it.

“Where did this medicine come from? It smells quite nice, full of herbal fragrance. But is it suitable for this kind of wound?”

“The temple master gave it to me, so it shouldn’t be bad.”

Lian Ou took the medicine jar back and held it in his hands, looking at it again and again.

Deep into the quiet night, Lian Ou tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep.

He felt he was overthinking things. The man was a master from the temple. What did it mean for him to speculate about a monk like this?

But Lian Ou was one of the best-looking ge’er in Lantang Village. Since childhood, countless boys had openly or secretly tried to curry favor with him.

When it came to such matters, he was naturally a little sensitive.

Besides, this master… was not very skilled at hiding things.

If Lian Ou softened his voice just slightly, Huiming’s eyes would not know where to look. If he said just a few more words, the tips of Huiming’s ears would turn red.

Any more than that, and the man would no longer be able to bear it and would avoid him.

After testing it out, Lian Ou had gotten his answer.

Then he felt there was something wrong with himself.

Why test a monk?

Even after knowing the answer, what could he do besides satisfy his curiosity?

Now look what had happened. Not only did Huiming feel uncomfortable looking at him, even when Lian Ou glanced at Huiming a few more times, he himself felt rather uncomfortable too.

Fortunately, the Mid-Autumn Festival would soon pass, and the temple fair would end.

Once they no longer saw each other, that awkwardness would probably be washed away by time.

Lian Ou played with the cord in his hands. His skills were growing more and more practiced and refined, and the flawed pieces became fewer and fewer.

In the future, perhaps coming once a month or once every two months would be enough.

However, two days before Mid-Autumn Festival, the wealthy woman who had hit Lian Ou was escorted over by her village head and clan elders to apologize.

The day after the incident, the temple had forbidden anyone from their village to set up stalls at the fair.

That woman’s family was well-off and somewhat respectable in their village, so at first she was unwilling to lower her head. But she could not endure the fact that the entire village had been implicated. People took turns going to her door to curse her out. After hiding for a day, she was finally dragged over today to admit fault.

Lian Ou did not move closer. He only stood on tiptoe behind the crowd to watch the excitement.

Who would have expected that after Huiming exchanged a few words with the village head, too far away for Lian Ou to hear clearly, he suddenly looked in Lian Ou’s direction.

Their gazes happened to meet.

Immediately afterward, Huiming actually brought the people over.

“Apologize to him. From now on, your family is also forbidden from going near his stall.”

Huiming pointed at Lian Ou.

Then he took out a mandarin duck knot.

It was precisely the one that had fallen to the ground during the fight that day, been stepped on several times, stained with dirt, and ruined in appearance.

“Pay compensation.”

The woman bit her lower lip in humiliation and refused to apologize to Lian Ou. She did, however, pull a few coins from her purse and toss them onto the stall before pushing through the crowd and running away.

With a cold expression, Huiming turned to the village head.

“This is unacceptable. Your village still cannot…”

The village head’s face filled with panic. He was about to have someone catch the woman again when Lian Ou hurriedly said,

“Forget it, forget it.”

Having that woman apologize to him already made him feel terribly embarrassed.

But after speaking, he immediately regretted it a little.

What right did he have to interfere with how Huiming managed the temple fair?

Would he ruin Huiming’s rules?

Huiming glanced at him.

“Since the injured party says to forget it, then this will be the only exception.”

The village head let out a huge breath of relief.

Lian Ou also let out a breath of relief.

After the crowd dispersed, Lian Ou thanked Huiming.

Fights and scuffles were common in the countryside. He had seen people double down and refuse to admit fault. He had seen people beg for mercy. He had seen people muddle through and never mention right or wrong again.

But an apology?

Lian Ou had almost never seen one, let alone experienced it.

Everyone cared deeply about face. Asking them to apologize was like asking for their lives.

Now, thanks to Huiming, Lian Ou had nearly experienced it once.

Huiming shook his head, indicating there was no need to mind it, then handed the damaged mandarin duck knot to Lian Ou.

Lian Ou did not know what impulse struck him. Since he felt grateful to Huiming, he wanted to repay him somehow, so he said,

“No need. She already compensated me. If not for you, she wouldn’t have paid at all. Why don’t I give this to you instead…”

After saying that, Lian Ou lowered his head and belatedly noticed the mandarin duck pattern.

A few days ago, he would not have thought anything of it. At most, he would have felt the style was unsuitable and changed it for Huiming.

But now, he had only recently tested Huiming and already formed a guess in his heart, so things suddenly became awkward. Even his ears turned red.

Huiming looked at Lian Ou’s expression and stood there for a long while holding the mandarin duck knot.

In the end, he shook his head and gently placed it back on the stall before turning around and returning to the temple.

“Senior Brother?”

A dozing little monk in the courtyard rubbed his eyes and looked at the sky.

It was still early. Usually Senior Brother watched over the temple fair matters.

Huiming swept past him like the wind, leaving only one sentence behind.

“No need to call me for dinner. I’m going to the main hall to recite scriptures.”

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Ch 211 (Extra 22): The Farmer Ger in the Apocalypse

Lian Ou Side Story 3

After reciting scriptures in the main hall for over an hour, Huiming began to regret it.

He was hungry.

People truly could not skip meals…

But at this hour, if he went to the dining hall now, he could forget about zongzi and eight-treasure rice. Those half-grown boys had definitely already cleaned everything out.

After hesitating for a while, Huiming sighed and stood up, planning to head to the kitchen and see whether there were leftover plain steamed buns and pickled vegetables he could make do with.

The moment he turned around, however, he saw a half-gray-haired monk enter the main hall. The man had apparently been standing behind him watching for quite some time.

Huiming froze, then awkwardly knelt back down and called out, “Shishu.”

Their little temple actually housed quite a few people, but relationships there were simple.

Very few monks genuinely devoted themselves to Buddhist teachings. Most of the younger monks and novice monks were abandoned infants from nearby villages, ranked among each other according to the order they had been picked up.

Huiming himself was no different.

He had been abandoned at the temple gate as a child. Though recorded under the abbot’s name as a disciple, in truth his shifu and shishu had all taken turns raising him, acting as both father and mother.

In difficult years, when they picked up sickly children, the monks would shamelessly carry them into nearby villages, begging nursing mothers to spare some milk just to keep them alive.

Back then the temple had not been as wealthy as it was now, and they could not even afford compensation. Some women were kind enough to help. Others did not even produce enough milk for their own babies. Whether abandoned children survived depended entirely on fate.

Because of this, Huiming and his fellow disciples respected their masters and uncles deeply.

It was only after Huiming grew older and proved clever that he established the temple fair, gradually improving life in the temple. In recent years, even the younger novice monks had finally been properly raised.

Shishu carried a tray holding half a bowl of eight-treasure rice, two steamed buns, and a small dish of braised soybeans with pickled greens.

He urged Huiming out of the main hall to sit on the steps outside.

“Eat. You can’t go without food just because you’ve got worries. This isn’t like usual. The temple fair lasts until after the Fifth Month Festival. There are still many days left.”

Huiming grinned.

“Shishu still treats me best.”

Without any politeness, he immediately started eating.

Shishu did not ask what troubled him. Instead, he rubbed Huiming’s bald head the same way he had when Huiming was small.

“Shouldn’t I dote on you? In this temple, you’re the most capable one, the sharpest-minded. Without you, we’d still be swallowing bran and wild greens. Little Nine and Little Eleven probably wouldn’t even have survived.”

“I discussed it with your shifu. He’s getting old now. He still cares about temple matters, but he no longer has the energy to manage them.”

“Next year, we plan to hand the temple affairs over to you. Your senior brothers can help from the side, and your shifu will guide you for another year or two. Then the position of abbot can be passed on to you.”

“We old fellows can finally enjoy some peace.”

Huiming still had food in his mouth. Hearing this, his eyes widened so much the rice nearly fell out.

“Shishu, I…”

Shishu waved a hand.

“Don’t refuse. If not you, then who?”

“Take the temple fair for example. Your shifu and I could never learn something like that. We can chant scriptures, sure, but we don’t have the brains for this sort of thing. This temple can’t function without you.”

Huiming slowly chewed the food in his mouth.

Originally he had gone to recite scriptures to calm his emotions. Now he became even quieter.

After a long while, he finally nodded.

The sweet eight-treasure rice had long since turned bland and tasteless from being chewed too long.

Shishu patted his shoulder again.

This time it was no longer the touch used on a child, but the gesture of placing a household’s burden onto the shoulders of its pillar.

“You eat. I’ll go talk with your shifu.”

The abbot was meditating in his Zen room.

Seeing Shishu arrive, he sighed softly.

“Perhaps we shouldn’t pressure the child like this. He never willingly chose to become a monk. Over the years he’s earned so much money for the temple already. That should count as repaying our kindness.”

“If he truly could live the life of an ordinary person…”

Shishu’s face immediately darkened.

“That depends on what kind of life it is. That family, are they good people?”

All the children in the temple had been abandoned at the gates.

The monks never knew which family abandoned which child, but the parents themselves certainly knew.

Especially since there were no children in the temple around Huiming’s age, it became even easier to identify him.

Ever since Huiming took charge of the temple fair, one family had started showing up.

At first they sought out the abbot and Shishu, crying about how they had once been too poor to survive and only then abandoned the child.

Later they secretly sought Huiming out several times too, clinging and pestering him.

Earlier that day, Shishu had seen the couple arrive at the temple fair again, shrinking nervously in a corner while trying to find a chance to speak with Huiming.

Then Huiming had immediately gone into the main hall to recite scriptures.

What other worries could he possibly have?

“That boy’s secretly saved up quite a bit of money over the years. I’m not blaming him for saving money. He earned it himself. We’re the ones who benefited from it.”

“But does that family suddenly want to acknowledge him because their conscience awakened?”

“Isn’t it because of the money in his pocket?”

The temple fair had run for so many years. Everyone knew the temple was wealthy now. Everyone knew Huiming had money.

Shishu grew more and more indignant.

“Once they coax all his savings away, what kind of life will he still have? He’d be better off staying here in the temple.”

“It’s not that I insist on keeping him as a monk. If he found some caring girl or ge’er to marry, had a couple children, and lived a good life, I’d be happier than anyone.”

“But parents who could abandon him back then aren’t worth anything at all!”

“This child never had parents to love him growing up. Of course he longs for parental affection. I’m afraid a few soft words will fool him. I’d rather play the villain myself!”

The abbot frowned.

“You’re a monk. Watch your language.”

Shishu shut his mouth.

Watch his language?

He himself had been abandoned at the temple gate too. He did not know who his parents were.

He possessed no Buddhist wisdom whatsoever.

After studying Buddhist teachings for a lifetime, he still had not learned them properly, nor attained peace.

He simply hated parents like that.

And he simply pitied the children he had raised himself.

The next day when Lian Ou came again, Huiming was nowhere to be seen.

Though he himself had not appeared, he had not broken his promise either. He sent a little novice monk to receive them and gave the siblings, who had arrived bright and early, an exceptionally good stall location.

By the time the Fifth Month Festival ended, most of the decorative knots in the little bundle had sold. They had earned quite a tidy sum.

Lian Ou was especially happy. Carrying the money pouch, he went to settle accounts with Shen Qing, his little face flushed with excitement.

“Every first and fifteenth day of the month there’s a temple fair. Even though they only last one day instead of several during major festivals, it’s perfect for clearing out the flawed pieces I make. From now on I’m going every month!”

Now that his hands had become much more practiced, fatigue was unavoidable.

Shen Qing did not really care about the small profits.

Still, seeing that after just a few days of setting up stalls, Lian Ou seemed entirely different, speaking louder, standing straighter, even daring to meet people’s eyes while talking, he felt quite pleased.

So he encouraged him even more to make his own decisions and also taught him how to keep accounts.

“You decide for yourself. But calculate your time carefully too. Running a stall takes an entire day. Don’t end up earning less than you would from working at home. That would be more loss than gain.”

Lian Ou tilted his head thoughtfully.

“I can bring my work over there. Business isn’t constant anyway. When there are no customers, I can keep making knots. And when customers come, Rong-jie can help receive them.”

Shen Qing gave the same answer as always.

“You decide for yourself.”

Lian Ou calculated things carefully on his own and felt there was no problem.

After returning home, he found a little basket to hold scissors and thread. Next time he brought it along.

Decorative knotting was fairly complicated. By now he counted as skilled labor. His fingers flew so quickly others could not even see the process before a knot was finished. He was not afraid anyone would steal the technique.

Working while minding the stall saved a great deal of time.

Unexpectedly though, it also led to trouble.

Mid-Autumn Festival was another major celebration.

Starting from the tenth day of the eighth month, Miaoqian Village grew lively again.

Lian Ou still arrived early as always, found the novice monk, secured a good stall position, and continued working while minding the stall.

But a wealthy-looking village woman, dressed rather extravagantly by countryside standards and clearly from a rich household, became fixated on a pair of mandarin duck knots Lian Ou was currently weaving.

Naturally, Lian Ou refused.

“All these knots are made for my employer. Our employer owns Cuihua Shop in the northern district of the county town, right beside the blooming sausage shop.”

“If Auntie wants mandarin duck knots, there are ready-made ones in the shop.”

“The items here at my stall all have flaws and can’t be sold in the shop, so my employer lets me clear them out at the market.”

“The one in my hands is a good piece. I can’t sell it.”

The items sold in the county shop and the countryside temple fair were obviously priced differently.

If the woman truly wanted to buy from the county shop, she would already have done so.

So the wealthy auntie said,

“You child are too rigid. Once the item’s in your hands, if you don’t say whether it’s good or flawed, how would your employer know?”

“I’ll give you ten extra copper coins. Make me a pair of matching red mandarin duck knots. You can secretly keep the extra ten coins for yourself, can’t you?”

Lian Ou did not want to argue with her further.

After rummaging through his stall for a while, he found two flawed mandarin duck knots.

“If Auntie really wants them, you can take these.”

The wealthy auntie rolled her eyes disdainfully.

“My family is marrying off a daughter. How could we use flawed goods? What if her married life turns unlucky later?”

“You just make me a pair of bright red ones. Red means flourishing fortune. I should be thanking you.”

“Then Auntie can go buy them in the county town. I only sell flawed pieces here.”

“How can you be this stubborn?”

“I’ll give you fifteen extra coins, alright? How much can your employer possibly pay you? Those bosses are all black-hearted anyway. If you can take advantage, why not take advantage…”

She could insult anything else, but once she dragged Shen Qing into it, Lian Rong exploded like a little firecracker.

“Who are you calling black-hearted? My Qing-ge isn’t black-hearted at all! You’re the greedy one! You don’t want to spend proper money but still want good stuff. Dream on!”

“We already said we won’t sell it! Are you forcing a cow to drink water by shoving its head down?”

Lian Ou’s expression darkened too. He tossed the half-finished mandarin duck knot into his basket and stood up.

“We’re not doing this business anymore.”

The wealthy auntie had wasted so much effort arguing, only for this ge’er and little girl to remain stubborn as rocks in a latrine pit. The surrounding vendors had already begun watching the spectacle.

Unable to save face anymore, she glared furiously at Lian Rong.

“Who are you calling names, little brat? Watch your mouth!”

By the time Huiming arrived, Lian Ou was shielding Lian Rong. One side of his face already bore a slap mark, and two bloody scratches ran across his neck.

“What is going on here?!”

Huiming’s face turned black.

Nearby spectators quickly explained the situation.

“She came with her sisters-in-law. Four or five grown women surrounding one ge’er and an eight- or nine-year-old girl and beating them.”

“Whether the business deal works out or not is another matter, but hitting children really isn’t human.”

The wealthy woman argued back,

“That little brat started mouthing off first!”

“But the kid wasn’t wrong! You wanted to pay street-stall prices for county-shop goods. Isn’t that greed?”

“If the child spoke badly, you could’ve scolded her back. Why hit people?”

Huiming signaled with his eyes.

Several junior monks immediately surrounded the wealthy woman’s family with monk staffs, driving them away.

The temple fair had operated for many years now. Troublemakers had appeared before, and procedures for handling them were already established.

First the offenders would be expelled.

Starting the next day, nobody from their village would be allowed to set up stalls at the fair.

Only when the village head personally brought the troublemakers to apologize and guarantee proper punishment according to village rules would the matter be considered resolved.

Their temple housed forty or fifty grown men young and old. With staffs in hand, who were they supposed to fear?

Meanwhile, Lian Ou nervously covered his neck, terrified Huiming would chase him away too and forbid him from setting up stalls anymore.

He feared disappointing Qing-ge.

Huiming bent down and picked up the mandarin duck knot that had been stepped on during the scuffle. Brushing dirt off it, he handed it back to Lian Ou.

His gaze swept once over the hand covering Lian Ou’s neck.

Then again.

“It’s hot weather. If the wound’s broken open, it needs treatment quickly. Come with me. Our temple has medicinal herbs.”

The burning sting on his neck hurt terribly, and Lian Ou truly was frightened.

If the woman’s fingernails had not been clean, the wound might really rot.

In these times, nobody knew what tiny illness or injury might suddenly take a person’s life.

He answered softly and obediently followed behind Huiming, still uneasy.

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Ch 14: I Run a Food Shop in an Escape Game

Hot Spring Bathhouse (2)

What had originally only been a shower area for guests to quickly rinse off before entering the hot spring pools had somehow been turned by several unreliable players into a northeastern Chinese bathhouse overflowing with laughter and noise…

Having suddenly been granted the chance to bathe under the supervision of the stingy system, they were happy like two idiots.

Yi Han politely declined the two idiots’ fiery enthusiasm about scrubbing his back. After taking a quick wash himself, he returned to the changing room, changed into swim trunks, and prepared to head to the next area to search for his recipe and exploration percentage.

Past the men’s bath entrance was a spacious corridor. Going left led to the dining area, which looked the most likely place to hide a recipe.

There was still no movement from the women’s bath next door. Girls probably took longer to bathe…

Thinking this, Yi Han walked in alone, intending to thoroughly search the place while no one else was around.

Unexpectedly, the moment he entered, he saw four women who had already changed into swimsuits, their hair still wet, sitting around a table chatting and eating.

The table was covered with sliced pizza, pasta, seafood, steamed dumplings, fruit, desserts…

“You’re here! The food here is really good, come eat with us!”

“There’s just as much variety as the system mall! And it tastes great too!”

“Exactly! Most importantly, it’s free! The system is usually so stingy, but this time we can finally eat to our hearts’ content!”

When they saw Yi Han enter, they immediately greeted him enthusiastically, their tones light and cheerful. It was obvious they were in extremely good moods.

The dining area food was buffet-style, with every type imaginable available, and they had taken huge piles of it…

Yi Han truly could not suppress the doubts in his heart and asked,

“…You’re not worried there might be something wrong with the food?”

“…Something wrong?”

The women all froze.

In an escape game, wasn’t it common sense not to casually eat things?

Unexpectedly, after exchanging glances, none of the girls showed any expressions of sudden realization or regret. Original translation at HololoNovels dot com. Instead, they cautiously asked:

“Um… didn’t you come in using an admission ticket?”

“…Admission ticket?” Yi Han paused.

Seeing that he genuinely did not know, one of the girls took out a card from her system and handed it to him.

【Hot Spring Bathhouse (One-Star Hard) Two-Person Admission Ticket】

【Quality: C-Class】

【Status: Used】

【Description: Players holding this ticket will, upon their next stage draw, be forcibly locked into the One-Star Hard Mode stage: Hot Spring Bathhouse. No need to painstakingly search for escape routes. After midnight, you will automatically leave the stage. During the entire process, you may focus on enjoying food, hot springs, water parks… Although you may still encounter accidents and die within the stage, isn’t the opportunity to enjoy a free hot spring bath amidst thrilling and exciting stage-clearing worth it?】

“…I spent 50 points on a lottery draw and got this. At first glance, I thought it was something amazing. Who knew it would force me into a Hard Mode stage? But after entering, it actually feels pretty nice! The food and hot springs are just too tempting!”

“Yeah, same here. I also got it from a lottery draw. When I heard it was a Hard Mode instance, I almost couldn’t even find a duo partner, sob sob sob, but I really wanted to soak in hot springs. For hot springs, I’m willing to take risks!”

“Me too… Even though the hot springs are amazing… this is still a Hard Mode stage! We could actually die in here. If I hadn’t drawn this admission ticket, I definitely would never willingly enter a Hard Mode instance in my life.”

“Who wouldn’t feel that way, hahaha? I think everyone’s like this. There probably isn’t anyone who would actively queue into a Hard Mode stage to suffer without drawing an admission ticket… right?”

The girls chatted one sentence after another, laughing as they spoke. Only at the end did they suddenly remember Yi Han, who had actively queued into this place and was still standing beside them…

The girls: …

Yi Han: …

…Alright. The mystery was solved.

So aside from him, the other seven people were not high-level players who had voluntarily unlocked Hard Mode.

They were simply unlucky enough to be unwillingly thrown into this Hard Mode instance for sightseeing and vacationing…

And as long as they were careful not to get killed by ghosts during the stage, they would simply be automatically teleported out at midnight.

Only Yi Han actually needed to search for the escape route and key.

Those admiring looks in the lobby earlier had not been admiration for his courage in solo-queueing.

Rather, they were admiring how, despite clearing so many stages, he was still such a strong single dog that he did not even have a good bro to use a two-person admission ticket with…

Speechless, Yi Han returned the ticket to the girl, tactfully declined the enthusiastic invitation of “the food in this stage is safe, come eat with us,” and continued his lonely investigation.

Actually, he had originally been determined to take first place in contribution percentage.

And since these Buddhist-style teammates clearly had no intention of competing with him for contribution, learning this cruel truth did not really affect his upcoming actions at all.

On the contrary, with less competition, he felt much more relaxed…

Which was honestly pretty nice too…

And so, amid the women’s chatting and laughter, Yi Han became like a merciless recipe-searching machine, burying himself in the task of checking every possible hiding spot.

Unfortunately, even after searching every nook and cranny, there was still no trace of the recipe.

The women finished eating, greeted him, then each carried drinks and soda off toward the hot spring area.

After that, the men who had finished showering also came through once, each grabbing an ice-cold beer before leaving again.

Unable to find anything and having already collected the exploration percentage, Yi Han also prepared to leave.

As he was about to go, he suddenly noticed the refrigerator cabinet near the main entrance, the one every teammate had opened once already.

Apparently, because the last teammate who grabbed a beer had forgotten to close the door properly, it was currently slightly ajar, leaving a crack.

A thin layer of condensation covered the glass, and several droplets of water ran crookedly downward.

Yi Han casually glanced at it, then suddenly frowned.

…He had a bad feeling somehow.

Ever since entering this game and facing danger and ghosts multiple times, Yi Han seemed to have gradually developed a strange instinct.

Although he did not know why he was instinctively resistant to it, he still reached out and closed the refrigerator door.

Sure enough, that strange sense of disharmony faded somewhat.

But because he had touched the glass door, his hand became covered in water droplets, instantly damp and wet.

“…Wait. Condensation forms because the inside surface of the refrigerator glass is colder and comes into contact with the warm outside air… But I touched the outside of the glass door. Why is there water?”

Yi Han’s expression sharpened.

Looking down at his wet hand, he immediately moved away from the strange refrigerator.

Unexpectedly, just as he neared the dining area exit, he heard a bang.

The hall suddenly plunged into darkness as every light bulb exploded simultaneously.

Yi Han did not stop moving. He quickly rushed toward the room’s only remaining light source: the open doorway.

There seemed to be the sound of dripping water beside him.

His damp hand also began feeling strange, as if something was slowly spreading through the moisture, crawling from his wrist upward.

Yi Han ignored it for now and rushed to the doorway first.

There, he saw a figure in sauna clothing suddenly dart out and reach to shut the door on him.

Yi Han reacted instantly, quickly pulling out his pot and jamming it into the door crack.

Bang.

The door was stopped by the pot just before fully closing. Dangerously close.

The strange sensation in his hand grew stronger. It felt as though the moisture had already crawled up to his forearm.

But Yi Han had no time to look.

Seeing that the person outside could not exert force for the moment, Yi Han immediately reached through the gap to grab them.

The person panicked, struggling briefly in Yi Han’s grip. Realizing they were weaker, they decisively gave up, refused to fight further, turned, and fled.

Yi Han held on tightly and directly tore the sauna top off the person.

The figure scrambled away in panic but did not dare make a sound that might reveal their identity.

In the end, against the backlight, only a silhouette remained, impossible to identify by body shape.

Yi Han kicked the door open and finally returned to the brightly lit corridor.

In his hand was a one-size-fits-all sauna uniform. It seemed impossible to tell who had worn it.

He casually used the clothing to wipe the hand covered with strange liquid.

Unexpectedly, there was actually nothing on his hand at all, as though the flowing water from earlier had all been an illusion.

Yi Han glanced in the direction the person had escaped.

That way led to the indoor hot spring hall.

Putting away his pot and tossing aside the clothing, Yi Han kept a calm expression and walked directly in.

Before even entering deeply, he already heard laughter and cheerful voices coming from inside.

This area was essentially an enormous hall filled with pools of various temperatures.

Several teammates were soaking in different pools in small groups.

Yi Han counted roughly and discovered that all seven of his teammates were currently in the pools, each exposing only their upper bodies, with beer and soda sitting at the pool edges.

Then someone spotted him and enthusiastically waved him over.

Not a single person appeared to be the culprit who had just tried to harm him.

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Ch 13: I Run a Food Shop in an Escape Game

Hot Spring Bathhouse (1)

Considering that in the previous round, he had not only wrecked the room but also demolished a wall, conservatively speaking, he had probably increased the staff’s workload by thirtyfold.

So after being teleported into the stage, Yi Han waited to see what insane debuff the system would give him this time.

Unexpectedly, after waiting several seconds, no notification came.

Yi Han suddenly formed a reasonable suspicion: could it be that because he had demolished the wall and exposed the system’s shoddy construction, the system had suddenly become too ashamed to retaliate against him…

Even so, Yi Han did not let his guard down. This game was extremely cunning. Who knew what other traps might be waiting later?

Yi Han was currently in what should be the front hall of the hot spring bathhouse.

The lights were bright, and the space was broad and clean. A red carpet covered the floor. Original translation at HololoNovels dot com. Beside them was the front desk registration area, where a female NPC stood behind the counter, smiling and waiting.

There were several people beside Yi Han as well. They should all be players in this round. Apart from them, there were no other customers in the hall.

After briefly scanning the room, Yi Han silently memorized the identities of the other seven people: a family of three, a pair of female friends, and a couple.

These identities probably had not been assigned by the system, because with one glance, Yi Han could tell that they must have teamed up beforehand. It seemed that aside from him, everyone had already unlocked the friend and party-queue functions. They had all found fixed teammates they considered reliable before challenging Hard Mode together.

As the only single dog, Yi Han immediately felt everyone’s admiring gazes.

Apparently, none of them had imagined that someone could accumulate enough points to open Hard Mode after clearing only one One-Star instance. Thus, they all unanimously believed this person must be confident in his own abilities to dare come challenge it alone.

“Guests, please register your information here,” the female NPC behind the reception desk gently urged, clearly not intending to leave the players time to exchange information.

But this round should still have plenty of time later. Everyone would probably still be together for a while. They exchanged glances, then stepped forward one by one to speak with the NPC.

Yi Han was last in line.

By the time it was his turn, everyone else had already finished registering.

“May I ask for your name or code name?” the NPC asked while operating the computer.

…Code name?

Yi Han paused slightly.

If the NPC asked this, then either one of the previous players had hidden their true personal information, forcing the NPC to ask everyone like this…

Or she was hinting to them that there was something significant about “true names” in this game.

Yi Han had seen movies like that before. Once ghosts or monsters knew one’s true name, they would lock on and relentlessly hunt that person down.

Maybe this round also had a game mechanism that judged things based on names.

For caution’s sake, Yi Han also did not give his true name. He casually gave the initial of his surname instead.

“Y.”

The NPC receptionist operated the computer for a while, then said,

“Very well, Mr. Y. Your information has been registered. This is your wristband. Everyone may now go over there to change shoes. The bathing area and changing rooms are farther inside. We hope you all enjoy yourselves.”

She handed Yi Han a numbered wristband and a clip for his shoes.

When Yi Han turned around, he discovered the other players were still waiting behind him.

“Did you register your real name?” one player quietly asked him.

“What do you mean?” Yi Han did not trust them, so he did not answer and instead casually asked back.

“We all avoided using our real names, because the way she asked… it gave this feeling that we shouldn’t say our real names. But just now, this older brother shared a piece of information.”

Another player spoke with a complicated expression and pointed at the roughly thirty-year-old father with the child.

“He said he previously had two different instance experiences involving similar registration procedures, but the judgment methods in those two instances were completely opposite.”

“The first time, I wrote my real information. Then the NPC used that to assign me a high-difficulty forced task targeting my personal weakness. That round almost failed. The second time I encountered a similar situation, I gave false information instead. Later, the NPC actually used ‘lying’ as the reason to cancel one of my chances to obtain a reward.”

The young father helplessly took over the conversation and recounted his tragic experience again.

“…” Yi Han suddenly understood.

That extra line from the NPC earlier had not been a hint.

It was only maliciously muddying the waters.

And this “information registration” game process was not testing the players’ caution or judgment. It was probably just an excuse to tease players.

Whether one wrote the truth or a lie, the system could always find a reason to bully them a little.

“Then what did you fill in this time?” Yi Han asked helplessly.

“A fake name…” the young father sighed heavily, probably still grieving over the treasure he had missed because of “lying.” “What about you?”

Yi Han spread his hands.

Then the other players all sighed together again.

“Looks like all of us filled in fake names this time.”

“If this ends up like that instance you mentioned, then the system just saved itself eight rewards in one go…”

“This is too damn cunning. Stingy and cunning.”

It seemed Yi Han was not the only one. The other players had also long been full of complaints about this game system.

While chatting quietly, the group changed their shoes at the edge of the hall. Then, following the signs, they each entered the changing rooms.

“I wonder if there are staff NPCs in the bathroom. That little room of ours doesn’t even have a shower. My whole family hasn’t bathed in days…” the young father casually complained to his teammates.

“Right? Same here. I feel filthy,” another male teammate immediately chimed in.

“Ugh… and every time we finish a stage, we’re covered in sweat,” the young father said. Then he turned to his own child. His child was a five-year-old boy, so he followed him into the men’s bath area. “Son, let’s scrub properly later. After that, Dad will get you a milk essential oil treatment.”

The five-year-old probably had no idea what milk essential oil was, but when he heard they could bathe, he immediately said happily,

“Okay, okay! I want a bath! I want milk!”

The two adults and one child chatted happily, stripped at lightning speed, locked their lockers, and rushed off to the bathing area.

At that moment, Yi Han had not even started taking off his shirt…

“Young brother, we’ll go first. When you come later, we’ll scrub your back!” the young father called out.

The three immediately vanished from sight.

Yi Han: “…”

It truly took great effort to hold back his comments.

Yi Han had already found the locker matching his wristband number, but he had not hurried to change because he still wanted to search the changing room.

As the first scene after entering the bathhouse, his intuition told him there should be some useful information here.

After walking several circles around the rows of lockers, he indeed discovered a small stack of promotional brochures in the corner of a counter by the wall.

Yi Han picked one up and flipped through it, immediately finding the floor plan of the hot spring bathhouse.

This bathhouse was built near a hot spring source in the suburbs and occupied a very large area.

Yi Han’s current location was the first area entered from the main hall: the bathing area plus changing rooms.

After washing in this area and exiting, the dining area was on the left. Next to that were the indoor hot spring area and sauna rooms. Original translation at HololoNovels dot com. Going out through the door on the right would lead to the outdoor hot spring area.

Behind all these areas, occupying the largest space, was the water park. It included recreational facilities such as water slides and a wave pool, as well as resting areas.

According to the brochure, this hot spring bathhouse could receive up to 3,000 guests per day.

Items inside this kind of game scene could not be placed into the system inventory. Yi Han could not take the brochure with him, so he had to firmly memorize the information.

The changing room was quite large, but after walking around earlier, he had already claimed the exploration percentage for this room. Aside from the floor plan, there did not seem to be any other information.

So Yi Han returned to his locker and prepared to change clothes.

“Bro, does your area have any bath loofahs? Bring us one!”

“And a scrubbing towel!”

“Yeah! Bro, hurry up and come over. The water’s really warm. They actually have milk essential oil! Too bad there’s no NPC to do the scrubbing. Come here, we’ll scrub your back!”

Hearing the two loud voices coming from the neighboring shower area entrance, Yi Han’s hand, which had been in the middle of removing his shirt, instantly stopped.

Hmm, how exactly should one describe this feeling?

Yi Han: …I often feel out of place among you players because I am not relaxed or carefree enough. :-)

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Ch 12: I Run a Food Shop in an Escape Game

Endless Stairway (7)

This single door nearly emptied what little money Yi Han had left.

Although he was trying to squeeze every single point possible out of instances to save up that 100 million, he also knew very well that money was earned, not saved.

Secretly doing business in the system’s surveillance blind spot was ultimately not a long-term plan. If the outside world really was a complete, real parallel world like reality, then sooner or later, he would need to rent back the original physical storefront of the restaurant.

Only by running both the physical shop and the online shop together could he truly grow the business.

The “door” leading to the outside world really did look like an actual door.

After Yi Han bought it, a door icon appeared in his inventory, and a prompt indicated that the “door” had to be installed on a flat, unobstructed wall.

Yi Han installed it, and the countdown began.

【This product’s duration is: 10 minutes. Please pay attention to the time and return to your room promptly. If the player has not returned before the next instance draw, the player will be judged to have failed the “Real Escape Game” challenge.】

Ten minutes was not long.

Yi Han wasted no more time. He set an alarm on his phone, opened the door, and walked through.

Outside the door was a mass of chaotic fog.

After passing through it, a small road appeared before him, the kind most commonly seen inside residential communities.

It was just past 2 AM. The sky was still very dark, with no stars and no moon. Dim streetlights stood along the roadside. Trees were planted beside the road, their leaves rustling in the breeze.

Yi Han turned back and saw the place he had just exited from: an ordinary-looking high-rise residential building.

The building looked like a Rubik’s cube, probably twenty or thirty floors tall. Many rooms with exterior windows were lit.

In front of and behind this building stood many similar buildings, arranged neatly with reasonable spacing between them.

In the real world, this would already be time to sleep.

But in this infinite world, players had just finished their daily instances, and many, like Yi Han, had not rested yet.

There were scattered groups of players walking along the road. Some were heading out from the buildings, while others had just returned from outside.

And the place they were going to, or had just returned from, seemed to be in the same direction.

Yi Han controlled his expression, trying his best not to look like a newcomer. At the same time, he remained secretly vigilant and silently chose two girls who had just come out of a nearby building, following behind them.

The two girls were also heading in that direction. Yi Han had thought that perhaps the community gate was over there, and that outside it would be special facilities such as a “mission release center” or “special item auction house.”

Unexpectedly, the breeze lightly carried their conversation to Yi Han’s ears, and he vaguely heard words like “stinky tofu” and “roast lamb leg”…

This suddenly gave him a very unreliable guess…

The two girls passed between two buildings and turned a corner.

Yi Han followed behind them.

Before he even got close, he seemed to hear lively human voices coming from that direction.

It sounded like many people were shouting and selling things.

But what they were selling clearly was not “some powerful weapon” or “some heaven-defying ability,” but “some grilled cold noodles” and “some giant lamb skewers”…

Yi Han’s feelings instantly became extremely complicated.

Turning the corner, what suddenly appeared before him was…

A bustling snack street, so lively it resembled a vegetable market…

Just like in the real world, rows of vendors were sweating as they grilled skewers. Lines formed in front of every stall. The small roadside tables were all filled with people as well. On the tables were the players’ ordered meat skewers, beer, and stinky tofu.

The only difference was that everyone was using system points for transactions.

In just those few seconds, the two girls he had been following had already blended into the ordering crowd and vanished from sight.

“…” Yi Han suddenly felt a little lost.

“Hey, young brother, are you a newbie who bought a door to come out?” Suddenly, a boss selling teppanyaki squid called out to him.

Yi Han was startled.

Seeing that the man really was speaking to him, he inwardly thought this was bad.

That split second of surprise earlier must have made his expression slip, exposing his newcomer status. Revealing that identity in a gathering place of players was not a good thing.

He immediately slipped his hand into his inventory and gripped the handle of his pot.

Unexpectedly, the squid boss noticed his guarded look again and burst out laughing.

“Don’t be nervous, young brother. Everyone’s like that the first time. Don’t worry, security here is very good. No one’s going to attack each other.”

He had just finished making several portions of grilled squid for customers. Those players took the squid and left. Although they heard the boss’s words, they did not even glance at Yi Han.

“You’re a newbie, so you probably don’t have many points, right? Here, take this. No charge.”

The squid boss seemed to have made one extra order by mistake and very generously handed it straight to Yi Han.

Yi Han had not planned to accept it, but the boss was probably also a player working part-time as a vendor. Who knew what special item he had?

By the time Yi Han reacted, the skewer was already in his hand.

Very soon, another wave of customers surged forward. The boss paid him no further attention and continued working hard.

“The squid from this place is super delicious,” a girl passing by Yi Han turned to her best friend and said. “It’s better than that second-to-last place inside, and it’s 1 point cheaper. Let’s line up here.”

The best friend beside her immediately said, “Okay, okay.”

Yi Han had originally planned to keep walking forward and look around.

But just as he took a step, he suddenly heard the two casually sigh behind him:

“Ugh, if we’re talking about delicious food, the best was still that braised pork in the beginner stage…”

Yi Han immediately slowed his step and pricked up his ears.

“Yeah… But the forum says that shop appears and disappears unpredictably.”

“Players like us who’ve already passed the beginner stage can only go back through newcomer assistance missions. But this week’s slots are already used up. If we want to eat it again, we probably have to wait until next week, and who knows if we’ll even catch it open…”

The two sighed for a moment, but only said those few lines before happily chatting about other foods again.

Yi Han had not expected to encounter his own customers the very first time he came out. Thoughtful, he continued down the snack street for a while.

Unexpectedly, after passing several tables of players eating and chatting, he actually heard people mention his shop’s HP-restoring braised pork again.

Everyone’s opinion was remarkably consistent.

They all praised it as especially delicious.

The door only lasted ten minutes. Yi Han had barely walked around for a short while before time was almost up.

To avoid tragedy, he had no choice but to leave first.

……

Even after returning to his own room, Yi Han still felt somewhat confused.

The ecosystem of the Main God World was similar to the real world. He had already guessed that.

But the mental state of the players temporarily living in this Main God World was something he had not expected…

In his previous imagination, players who had died violently and then been dragged into this kind of real escape game…

Shouldn’t they all be bitter, vengeful, and miserable?

But from Jian Lin in the previous game, to the shop boss he had just met outside, to the ordinary players sitting on the snack street drinking beer, eating skewers, and chatting, why did they all seem so…

Relaxed, friendly, and Buddhist?

Although the game itself also felt somewhat Buddhist, neither cruel and bloody nor dark and treacherous, and sometimes even seemed like it was teasing the players for fun, there was still danger and pressure.

Yet the players outside his door were Buddhist to this degree.

And compared to the “healing” ability of his braised pork, everyone was actually more focused on how delicious it tasted.

This even made Yi Han feel like perhaps he was the only person in the game seriously trying to clear stages and desperately save up that 100 million points…

Fortunately, this trip outside had yielded other gains as well.

“What are the ‘forum’ and ‘newcomer assistance missions’?” Yi Han directly asked the system.

He had heard those two terms from the passing girls, but these functions were clearly not yet available in his system.

【The forum is a communication community provided by the game system for players. It requires clearing at least two One-Star instances before being unlocked together with social functions such as “Add Friend” and “Invite Duo Queue.”】

【Newcomer assistance missions refer to veteran players returning to low-level instances to help new players clear them. They can only be unlocked after successfully unlocking Two-Star instances.】

As expected, neither of these could currently be unlocked by him.

But these functions, filled with a friendly atmosphere, once again made Yi Han feel confused about this game that should logically have been full of open and hidden conflict, mutual slaughter, and scheming.

Speaking of which, based on what those passersby said, his online shop’s reputation seemed to have already spread through the forum.

Yi Han did not know whether this was good or bad.

After all, the more famous it became, the more likely his rule-breaking shop would be discovered by the game company.

“I need to unlock the forum as soon as possible and see what’s going on.”

Thinking this, Yi Han immediately decided:

“I’ll sleep first. Once Hard Mode officially activates, I’ll immediately enter and clear the next stage.”

After one night of rest, the new instance was now displayed as available to enter.

【Stage Name: Hot Spring Bathhouse (One-Star Hard)】

【Number of Players: 8】

【Stage Description: You and your company coworkers are participating in a departmental team-building event, only to end up locked inside a haunted hot spring bathhouse. Please find the path to survival and the key, and escape before midnight.】

【Clear Reward: 200 points (base reward)】

【Failure Penalty: Remain forever in the hot spring bathhouse, accompanied by vengeful ghosts.】

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Ch 11: I Run a Food Shop in an Escape Game

Endless Stairway (6)

“Yi Han, we succeeded…………” So the flushed-faced Jian Lin, still breathing hard from the rapid fall, turned his head and saw his beautiful teammate’s real appearance.

Under the bright moonlight stood a man with refined, handsome features and calm eyes…

One could still vaguely recognize the breathtakingly beautiful outline from before, except now the long hair had become short hair, the chest was flat, the waist was slim, and the legs were long…

…Why was it a man?! And one half a head taller than himself at that???

All the color instantly drained from Jian Lin’s face… every word that had reached his lips got forcibly swallowed back down.

“You… y-you you…”

“What?” This man, still half a head taller than him, had not even let go of the arm he grabbed while jumping off the building. He casually asked, “What were you trying to say just now? Why’d you stop?”

Jian Lin really had wanted to say something.

But now the only subtitles floating through his brain were “QAQ” and “TAT.”

He genuinely had never met a girl who combined so many contradictory traits into one person. Beautiful, intelligent, cold yet polite, gentle yet vicious, decisive, fearless in danger, astonishingly bold…

He originally could have praised pretty little sister with another hundred compliments.

But could someone please tell him why pretty little sister suddenly turned into a man right after leaving the instance…

Jian Lin only felt his world collapse as dizziness overwhelmed him and his vision went black.

“……” Yi Han suddenly felt his hand empty.

Jian Lin: disconnected on the spot.

…And as the person who theoretically should have been the embarrassed one, Yi Han remained utterly expressionless even after leaving the instance, without the slightest trace of guilt.

Yi Han: Ever since entering this game, it somehow feels like my skin’s gotten thicker and my moral standards lower too. :-)

【Now beginning reward settlement…】

【Instance cleared. Base points: +200】

【Clear contribution: 80%, ranked first among all players. Bonus points: +100】

【Scene exploration: 100%. Bonus points: +50】

【NPCs eliminated: 3. Bonus points: +30】

【Total points earned this instance: 380】

【Clear Rating: S】

When settling a One-Star instance, there was one additional category compared to the beginner level, called “Clear Contribution.”

The app explained it as:

“Calculated comprehensively according to the player’s exploration of the instance rules, the amount of effective clues obtained during gameplay, and the order in which players successfully escape. After calculating the percentage, bonus points are awarded according to ranking among all players. However, players with 0% contribution will instead lose points.”

And because of this new category, the original “Exploration Progress” category was further specified into “Scene Exploration Progress,” distinguishing it from the newly added “Rule Exploration Progress.”

This made Yi Han feel that future instances probably would no longer feature situations where he was the only player.

Because the “Contribution” category clearly existed for situations involving multiple players clearing together.

In this instance, “Endless Stairway,” Yi Han’s contribution had been 80%.

At first glance that already seemed extremely high, but after thinking about it carefully, something felt off.

Because if one truly examined it closely, this instance had basically been pushed forward entirely by Yi Han himself from start to finish.

Before jumping off the rooftop together with him, Jian Lin had only done two things:

  1. At the start of the instance, he provided two hidden rules.

Those two rules had been accurate and indeed extremely helpful for clearing the instance. But they most likely would not be counted toward contribution percentage.

Because such explicitly defined death conditions would inevitably have been discovered during the exploration process by normal players following ordinary clearing methods anyway.

Jian Lin merely revealed them early, saving time, but not actually advancing the instance progression itself.

  1. After opening the doors containing ghost NPCs, he participated in all three forced missions.

This likewise was clearly not a required process for normal instance completion, and therefore would not count toward contribution.

Thus, the reason Jian Lin received 20% instead of getting penalized with 0% was entirely because he jumped off the rooftop simultaneously with Yi Han, leading the system to judge that the two escaped successfully at the same time without differentiating ranking.

Recalling how firmly Jian Lin insisted on jumping together…

Now that Yi Han thought about it, if Jian Lin was not entering a One-Star instance for the first time, then he should already know the contribution rules.

In that case, his actions were not about “sharing risk with a teammate” at all, but rather a hypocritical excuse to avoid losing points.

On the other hand, if he truly had not known…

Then this person might genuinely be the sort of pure-hearted boy supposedly protected too well by his family.

People like that generally did not survive long in escape games. The fact he avoided point deductions this time could only be considered blind luck.

As for which possibility was the truth, Yi Han could not be bothered to investigate.

Regardless of whether his contribution was 100% or 80%, he still ranked first, and not a single point less ended up in his pocket.

And Jian Lin had indeed been useful.

Without those absurdly lucky hands of his knocking on doors… Yi Han might not have farmed thirty points from three NPCs, and the recipe might also have been lost.

So Yi Han felt the result was perfectly reasonable.

After the settlement ended, Yi Han rested briefly. Feeling not particularly tired yet, he began researching how to unlock Two-Star instances.

Previously, the requirement for unlocking One-Star instances had been clearing a beginner instance with at least a C-rank rating.

That condition had practically no difficulty. As long as a player did not die in the beginner instance, they could easily meet it.

But upgrading from One-Star to Two-Star was far more difficult.

【Requirements to unlock Two-Star instances: Clear at least one One-Star instance with a rating of B or above, and accumulate a total of at least 1000 points.】

Yi Han had earned 179 points in “Closed Classroom” and 380 in “Endless Stairway,” bringing his current total to 559 points.

The secretly earned delivery-food points clearly did not count.

To reach 1000, he would still need to clear at least two more One-Star instances.

“This is too slow.”

Yi Han frowned.

But 380 points in a One-Star instance was probably already close to the limit. A violent player like himself could achieve numbers like that, but ordinary players likely only earned around 200 or so each run.

“How can one obtain more points in a single instance?” he directly asked the system.

The system quickly responded.

【Players who have cleared same-rank instances with an A-rank or above may attempt to activate “Hard Mode.” In Hard Mode, settlement points will receive a 1.5x difficulty multiplier, and there is a chance to obtain special abilities or rare items.】

【Compared to “Normal Mode,” Hard Mode contains larger game environments, more concealed clues, and exponentially increased escape difficulty.】

Activating “Hard Mode” required 500 points.

Although not expensive, Yi Han genuinely did not have the spare points.

Before entering the previous instance, he had spent over 2000 points buying the “Malice Detector” specifically to guard against fake teammates like in the beginner instance.

And then his previous teammate turned out to be a harmless little white flower, meaning the detector never got used once…

“Hard Mode” was definitely something he intended to activate.

Yi Han first closed the app’s instance-history page, directly summoned the “Former Owner’s Resentful Spirit,” and once again began his grand money-making enterprise.

Now his recipe book contained two dishes: “Braised Pork” and “Honey-Glazed Chicken Legs.”

Compared to the healing properties of “Braised Pork,” a buff increasing jumping ability was not especially competitive.

Still, something was better than nothing. Perhaps certain future instances would happen to require precisely that kind of buff.

Yi Han added both dishes to the online store menu, pricing each at 50 points, then had the former owner open the ordering channel.

Immediately, endless streams of orders flooded the backend.

Yi Han once again repeated the monotonous yet blissful cycle of:

Cooking → collecting money.

……

This time too, he only operated the shop for one hour before temporarily closing it.

He earned another 2000+ points.

Yi Han immediately activated “Hard Mode” through the system. However, activation still required over twenty hours of waiting, meaning he would be able to freely choose the mode the next time he entered an instance.

By now it was already deep into the night.

Ordinarily he should have rested and conserved energy for the next instance, but Yi Han had only recently jumped off a building and then immediately earned several thousand points afterward. His nerves still remained in an oddly excited state.

The small room he occupied had neither doors nor windows, so he could not see the outside world.

Now, with nothing to do for the moment, Yi Han suddenly felt an impulse to see the world outside the room within the Main God Space.

“I think I saw an item in the shop before that only beginners could buy.”

After a quick search, Yi Han found it.

【Door】

【Quality: C-Rank】

【Condition: Brand New】

【Description: Opens a door leading to the outside world. Can only be used inside rooms within the Main God Space. Duration: 10 minutes.】

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Ch 10: I Run a Food Shop in an Escape Game

Endless Stairway (5)

【Current instance exploration progress: 90%.】

The 4 rooms, plus the corridor stretching from the 6th floor down to Floor -20, added up to exactly 90%.

And as for the remaining 10%, Yi Han now already knew what it was.

It was the rooftop that had just finally revealed its path.

He calmed himself, inserted the key into the old rooftop door, and gave it a gentle twist.

The door opened.

Earlier, on Floor -18, when facing the window, he had kept his eyes shut and therefore never saw what lay outside. But now, standing atop the normal 6th-floor rooftop, he suddenly recalled that bone-chilling coldness that had made every hair on his body stand on end back then.

As the rooftop of a ghost building inside an escape game…

Would the scenery up there really look normal?

Yi Han exhaled slowly, slipped his hand into the virtual system inventory to ensure he could pull out the iron pot at any moment, and only then pushed the door open completely.

Unexpectedly, the first thing he saw really was a starry sky exactly like one from the normal world.

The night was not gloomy at all. Instead, it looked as though rain had just washed it clean. Without the smog of a large city, the sky was filled with stars, and the moonlight was bright and beautiful.

Aside from a thin layer of standing water, there was nothing special on the rooftop. No people either. The atmosphere was peaceful and quiet, with the lingering scent of recent rain drifting through the air.

Farther away stood several other buildings of similar style.

If not for the fact that every single window was pitch black without a single light on, one might genuinely mistake this place for the real world.

“There’s nothing up here… so where exactly is the escape route?” Yi Han swept his gaze around once more. Not to mention anything resembling a door, there was not even any trash lying around.

But the system had indeed stated that the rooftop key was the “key to survival.”

No matter how twisted the system was, it should not lie about something like this here.

As Yi Han pondered, he approached the low wall at the rooftop’s edge and glanced downward.

Around the base of the ghost building, the ground was also covered in patches of rainwater. The water clearly reflected the building itself, along with the star-filled night sky.

…Something felt wrong.

Yi Han frowned slightly, sensing something. Suddenly, he leaned his entire upper body over the wall, finally bringing the full structure of the building beneath him into view.

Inside this ghost building, there had been three ghost NPCs, located respectively in Rooms -2001, -1801, and -1802.

All the other rooms, including those from Floors 1 through 6 above ground, had been empty.

And what Yi Han saw now was exactly that: a residential building where every window was completely dark.

Yet even though the distance made things somewhat blurry, Yi Han was absolutely certain that in one of the windows reflected in the water earlier, a light had clearly been on!

Was the building reflected on the water’s surface… truly a reflection?!

Inside the building, only the rooms containing ghost NPCs had their lights on. But all their windows had originally been covered by curtains. Only Room -1802 had its curtains opened because Yi Han had lost the Truth or Dare challenge and pulled them open with his eyes closed.

So the illuminated window reflected in the water had to be Room -1802.

And the reflected floors and rooms were those that had inexplicably appeared beneath the first floor, the rooms of the inner world marked with negative floor numbers.

…But even knowing this, how would it help them escape the ghost building?

Yi Han still remembered the instinctive shiver he had felt while standing before that window. Even relying purely on intuition, he knew that the standing water was definitely not something good.

And now, although the water downstairs was shallow, patch after patch connected together, surrounding the entire building.

For no reason at all, Yi Han suddenly felt that this level might not actually possess an escape route.

Because under normal circumstances, if players wanted to leave the ghost building, whether by door or window, they would inevitably have to step into that water.

There had to still be some clue they had not discovered.

Yi Han’s gaze darkened as thoughts raced through his mind.

Finally, after changing angles several times, he saw it.

The one patch of water that was different.

“It’s almost midnight… huh? This water…” Jian Lin spoke halfway before following Yi Han’s line of sight, immediately noticing the strange nature of the puddles below.

“All the other puddles reflect the underground floors. Only this one is different. Is that the exit?” Jian Lin murmured. “But… the system said the rooftop was the correct path to survival. So how are we supposed to go directly from the rooftop into that puddle?”

Yi Han did not answer.

He only stared at the puddle for a moment before suddenly curling his lips into a smile.

Without realizing it, several hours had already passed in this instance. Having roughly figured things out, Yi Han relaxed slightly.

And then, suddenly, he felt hungry.

Checking the time, he saw it was 23:30. Only half an hour remained before the final deadline.

So he casually took out the “Honey-Glazed Chicken Leg” he had prepared earlier from his system inventory, set it atop the low wall, and slowly began eating.

Jian Lin… though shocked by how relaxed he was acting, only looked at him a few times as though wanting to speak before leaning against the wall again and continuing to rack his brains for an escape method.

After Yi Han finished eating and felt the enhancement effect begin to activate, he stood up.

“Let’s go,” he said.

“You thought of something?” Jian Lin froze. “…There’s no door on the first floor, and we can’t get out through the windows either. The rooftop’s this high. How are we supposed to get there?”

“Jump down,” Yi Han replied.

Jian Lin immediately sucked in a cold breath.

“D-Don’t act impulsively. There should be another way. And even though that puddle is suspicious, we still can’t be sure it’s definitely the exit…” What if the system intentionally placed it there to mislead them?

Yi Han understood what he meant.

Actually, Yi Han also felt that given how devious the system was… pulling something like that was entirely possible.

But Yi Han likewise did not believe the building’s doors or windows were viable escape routes.

Sometimes overthinking things only led people into traps where cleverness backfired upon itself. The game system seemed especially fond of tricks like that.

So Yi Han chose to trust only his own judgment.

Since no other escape route had been discovered, then the only remaining possibility must be the real one.

Jian Lin was still hesitating, but Yi Han had never intended to persuade him in the first place. Original translation at HololoNovels dot com. So without further explanation, he climbed onto the low wall alone, facing directly toward the only puddle that appeared normal.

From this angle, the moon reflected perfectly upon the water’s surface.

The summer night breeze brushed gently against his face, warm and comfortable.

“I’m going with you.”

Unexpectedly, once Jian Lin realized Yi Han was serious, he gritted his teeth and climbed onto the wall as well, standing shoulder to shoulder beside him.

This genuinely surprised Yi Han. Almost unconsciously, he reminded him:

“…You know the system broadcasts notices whether players clear the game or die, right?”

The implication being: since you’re still uncertain, just obediently stay behind and let your teammate scout ahead for you. Once Yi Han jumped, whether the route was real or fake would become obvious. Wouldn’t it be smarter for Jian Lin to jump afterward? Coming out now was just stupid.

But Jian Lin had clearly already thought of that.

“…I know. But I can’t let a girl take the risk first while I hide behind waiting for a free carry. If we’re clearing the game together, then we should bear the risk together.”

Yi Han: …

For a moment, he genuinely did not know what to say.

He focused his gaze on the mirror-like puddle below.

The puddle actually lay a slight distance away from the building. Under normal circumstances, an adult trying hard enough could probably make the jump.

But now they were leaping from a six-story rooftop. Yi Han had never jumped from a building before and had no idea whether there was some special trick to landing accurately. Eating the Honey-Glazed Chicken Leg had merely been because the level was about to end anyway. He honestly did not even know whether it would help.

As for Jian Lin, his smaller, weaker build suggested he was probably not the athletic type. The distance might actually be difficult for him.

“Jumping.”

Yi Han grabbed Jian Lin’s arm.

Without saying anything more, he pulled him forward and leapt toward the puddle.

In an instant, the feeling of weightlessness crashed over them.

Heartbeat accelerating. Cold wind rushing against their faces.

Many people had probably experienced something similar before. In moments of excitement, fear, or extreme tension, the heart races, the senses sharpen, and time itself seems to slow.

Falling from over twenty meters in the air should have taken only two or three seconds before impact.

Yet time seemed endlessly stretched.

The scenery before them, the smells around them, even the sensation of wind scraping against their skin all became incomparably vivid.

Yi Han stared fixedly at the puddle that formed their path to survival, judging the exact landing point.

After the long descent, their bodies finally passed through a gentle curtain of water.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them found themselves standing before an entirely ordinary residential building.

The standing water on the ground had disappeared.

Behind them stood the now-normal apartment entrance.

Looking upward, they could still see the windows remaining completely dark.

But now, the impossible staircases beneath the building’s first floor should have vanished.

“A world inside another world. And this difficulty was only a one-star instance.”

Yi Han inwardly scoffed.

Then he heard the system prompt.

【Instance complete. Debuff: Soft and Adorable Crossdressing Illusion has expired.】

【Congratulations. You have successfully escaped the instance: Endless Stairway (One-Star)!】

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